With the discussion of the dog meat trade during the South Korean Olympics which has finally (and thankfully) closed, Lesbians are now pushing open doors and stampeding in their promotion of eating pussy.
UV News Exclusive Report.
It has come to our attention that the Lesbian community is seething with anger over the promotion of eating dog instead of pussy.
In fact, our contacts have detailed that Lesbians are even more angry over the dog meat trade promotion than with the Chick-fil-a promotion of eating more chicken.
"I just finished eating my girl friend's pussy," noted Ramona Mona Dickless, "and I can't see why anyone would eat dog over that. Pussy is moist with a nice aroma of a fishery and even squirts in your mouth if you eat it right. Plus you can dip your finger in it and it gives you a fresh ketchup like substance that you can put on your finger and just go to town on it. Try that eating a doberman pincher!"
Across the nation at Lesbian Bars, there is an undercurrent of contempt for eating bow wows instead of 300 pound pussy owners. Time after time as I went from Fish Bar to Fish Bar, not only was I chased out and called "faggot" but these female ground pounders were wearing "Eat Mo Pussy" t-shirts. And while it was impossible to communicate with any sense of intelligence with a lesbian, I did manage to sense that these fat bitches aren't taking it any mo.
Several times as I took my fabulous self away from a Lesbian bar, I was bear hugged by a fat bitch and asked "what the fuck I wanted". After demanding that I be released and having checked to see if my outfit was wrinkled or smeared with diesel fuel, I asked, "why do you hate eating dog so much?"
And while it was very difficult to understand the flapping of fat cheeks and lips and drool that is so prevalent with plus sized lesbians, I did decipher (thanks to lesbo-speak Android app) that lesbians want everyone to know how good pussy tastes and to dispell the notion that pussy is overpoweringly fishy in aroma. And the lesbians wanted to also disprove that snatch has a set of teeth that is designed to remove male members at the moment of male orgasms. And while I was asked to look at some fresh snatch, I declined for fear that my skin color would not go with my outfit and that I'd be a fashion disaster as a result.
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