UV International Press Releases "The Penis Problem"
For Immediate Distribution
May 25, 2018
May 25, 2018
America has a real problem.
It is not a gun problem.
It is not a domestic abuse problem.
It is not a violence issue.
It is not a sexual harassment issue.
IT IS A PENIS PROBLEM.
Across this nation, the one common denominator in the issues named above falls to one root cause.
The root of the penis.
For years it was believed that if you just removed the testicles from a man, he'd stop hunting women as prey or the demand upon molesting children would disappear if you dropped the twins to the floor and sent the man packing with an unpacked sack.
But really, the real problem is the penis. And to solve that problem, you have to admit that allowing males to live after birth is asking for real trouble.
"We all know the problem with most of the shootings and violence is a man problem. If we were to just get rid of them, 90% of the problems we experience now would be solved," noted Lesbian Rights Advocate Hev'vay Ground-Pounda, also a leading researcher at the Women's Abuse Center in Vagina, Virginia.
The solution seems extreme, but it is the most effective solution to all that ails America.
Dr. Ramona Mona Snatch'n'Sniff, leading research doctor at the Moan Institute in California notes, "We certainly can't achieve the results we need by just snipping every dangling set of testicles. We can't amputate the peens and expect that men will suddenly become docile. We must admit that the real cause of violent acts is at the core a man problem and we need to remove men from the face of the earth. "
When asked about reproduction, Dr. Snatch'n'Sniff retorted, "We are at the cusp of being able to replicate those nasty sperm. We can fertilize any woman with a synthetic DNA enhanced sperm that eliminates the creation of men. We are so close to being able to produce an entire population of 340 pound lesbians that I can taste it."
The removal of men from America and ultimately from the face of the earth has some unintended consequences. How would gender speculating women who want to fabricate a peen between her legs and to become a fake man be dealt with? Would such women also be killed so as to preserve the purity of vagina smells and yeast infections and to cure jock itch in the process?
Under a proposal that has been offered by Democrat Congress Cunt, Maxine Waters, the process of removing men could start at the turn of the year in 2019 and that would start with impeaching the President from the living and then would spread to complete removal of all conservatives like Rush Lim-bow and all Republicans. As soon as the Conservatives are removed then the men on the left will be allowed to kill themselves or would be trucked to the Grand Canyon and dumped inside with the heap of pathetic men, albeit communists, would be covered from dirt at the top of the canyon and any other men would be dumped into active volcanoes or dumped at Death Valley.
According to the National Institute of Health, over 90% of all violent acts would disappear with the removal of the peen from the face of the earth. Sexual harassment would disappear. Domestic violence would be reduced by 90% as well as lesbians don't kill their partners with guns and have a mutual interest in preserving the availability of diesel fuel for colognes and vaginal smell eradicators.
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