When your coffee tastes like shit, why not invite everyone to take a free dump?
Over at Seattle's worst, the purveyor of coffee in name only, there is a problem dealing with common sense. Instead of telling two black men to go fuck themselves and to let the police do their jobs and to take out the trash, Starbucks has done what leftist organizations do in the face of crisis.
They make things worse.
Starbucks President, Silly Taterkins, has now invited America's human debris to sit and shit at Starbucks. "We want everyone to come to Starbucks. Bring your tired, your lazy, you smelly ass to Starbucks and to take all the seats. Those who have money don't need to be out of the rain when they drink and they can use our wifi outdoors. It is not outrageous for us to give the homeless and the lazy a place to sit so they can watch people with means bellyache when they can't find a place to drink their quadruple shot, venti, monkey milk latte with ten squirts of sugar free ass crack sauce.
We draw the line at drug users. Shoot up somewhere else. We have to draw the line somewhere. But if you are a black drug user, we won't call the police if you point out a white drug user that we can have arrested.
Starbucks Baristas were not permitted to talk to u, but we could see on their faces the look of contempt to all the people who were stealing their tips and who found a way behind the counter to lick the syrup bottles and to urinate in the floor drains in full view of shocked Starbucks customers.
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