While charges of child abuse circulate at the Santa Clara Rebirth Home in Columbia, reports have surfaced that the Sisterhood of the Grand Inquisition have pleaded to have someone kidnap Satan's spawn, David "Camera" Hogg who has made his only fame for having bad grades and blaming the NRA for all of his personal failings.
"We want him badly," noted Sister Rosa Palm, head inquisitor at the school. "This young man needs the demons, er, shit, beaten out of him. He needs to be smart somewhere and we'll slam his ass like there is no tomorrow."
Sister Rosa Palm, 89, has been instrumental in Columbia to end self abuse which has infected the minds of millions of Columbian young men who defile themselves while watching kittie porn and other disgusting videos on YouTube.
David "Camera" Hogg is a rather unremarkable student who has whined he can't get into any school with his grades and who blames the National Rifle Association for the deaths of students at his school in Florida during the Valentine's Day massacre earlier this year. It should be noted that Camera Hogg has nothing to say about the police who hid from shots and who did nothing while the nutcase took aim at students and killed them with skill. Hogg was not hurt and hid behind three rather large lesbians during the massacre and was twatting remarks during the shooting - pound sign FINALLYIAMSOMEBODY.
The Sisterhood of the Grand Inquisition has been instrumental in making sure that there are rosey palms as they pour lighter fluid on the hands of boys who are caught pleasuring themselves. And boys who are caught talking dirty to females are summarily taken to a toilet, told to piss in it, and then their faces are pushed into the swirling yellow lake and released only when the bowl is filled with clear water.
Sister Rosa Palms spokesperson, Sister Nag Niss, noted that "That young man must be taught that the way to salvation is not to invent facts and to ignore reality. We are fully prepared to open up our hearts and our torture cabinets to produce a varied selection of innovative paddles that will teach David that his sorry ass needs help. We have a wonderful paddle that has various sizes of rusty nails applied through the splintering oak surface that will give him infections that will drive out his bad demon persona. And if that doesn't work, we'll go to the one with barbed wire and is named "The Truth". That young man has a foul mouth and could end up having a Tide Swirlie as we wash his mouth out with the best mouth cleaner known to man.
Apparently the charges leveled at the Sisters are mild since they took on a drug cartel in their school and were only seeking to scare the children into finding God before their society sends them to hell.
Stay tuned. The Sisters have noted they have signed a contract to kidnap David "Camera" Hogg and that it is only a matter of time before they teach him several lessons God's way.
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