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Episode Three Let's dispense with this notion that we have to put minnows on television because "they are cute". Minnows, under grown fish, females, slits, cunts, or whatever you want to call them should never be heard from until they are no longer minnows and then not all.   A total ban on televised females.  Women are irritating. Minnows raise that by a billion percent. Up first is a pathetic import from West Virginia dressed in a pink outfit with a voice that sounds like a balloon releasing oxygen.     She is there because she's "cute" but not because she is talented. I'd have hit all four x's to get rid of her.   Hell no she should not go on - it is high time we stop allowing females to leverage their looks when they want to get something and then to whine when they are objectified by men when it doesn't suit them.

Next up is a duo of imported Cubans who do not qualify as "American" - should never be on this show.   Already I want to give them four "x's".    Perform on "Cuba Has Talent" if there is such a thing as a talented Cuban.    Man and woman act - she is in a hideous pink and he looks like a bad latino singer at a Cuban restaurant.    Oh, great, they are magicians and he made her hideous pink go to blue and orange - quick change artist - wish they'd quickly leave.   This is already stale.   We get it, you can Cuban Quick step her out of one set of clothes and then into another.   This show has no there for another episode.    Four X's from me.

I guess the rancid nature of episode two is now transferring to this one.    So far this year there is enough talent to produce a 10 minute youtube video. Next up is Noah - whaaaaaaaaaaaa he's fat - he was on "Glee".   Not much to like here.  And he's on Youtube.   So are adorable cats and kittens who actually have talent.   And he can't sing.  We've heard all of this on Youtube - average singers who think they are rock stars.    Four X's from me.    Move on, dude.   Here is a coupon for Golden Corral.   The only reason you'd give him the time of day is because he's large.  If he were normal weight, he'd be nothing.

Next up is Seth the Performer from LA - he has a handlebar moustache - you just know this has to suck - it was horrifying - came out in a caterpillar outfit - repugnant voice - ghastly - a new low.   So bad he didn't get to become a butterfly by the time the four judges gave him a 4 X salute.   Now if that had been a fat person or a minnow it would have gotten four yeses.   I'm just saying.

Next up is a gang of Chicago black teens with a token white boy among them.   Of course the leader has a bleached bitch skank hair look like Odelphia Beckham from the New York Nightmara Family Crime Syndicate football team.   This is so typical.    Future Kings is what they call themselves - that reminds me of King Pimple of a Man or King LeBrick James.   The best in their own minds.   These back stories are annoying - sniveling snowflakes - oh, boo hoo - dancing thugs - oh, joy - what is unique about this - horrible crap music - I'm over this - 4 X's.   If this didn't have black thuglettes and a token honkey, this would be boo'd for being so ordinary.   Honestly we've seen this hundreds of times already.   Nothing here.   I missed the other ethnicity - could be imported from the South or from the orient.  Not sure.    He got his Dunkin Donut (one of the sponsors of this show).

Next up appears to be a Ruskie technology show - wonder if he hacked Hillary's personality?  It was almost interesting.   But not American.   Go home.

Next up is another act from Chicago - an old, fat, black woman - gotta have one each year and here is this year's version will be.  Her name is Trish and she is bald with a half-assed ball of yarn on her head.   This act has already happened numerous times in the 1960's and they were far better.   4 X's from me.

Next major act is an escape artist - he will be with Scorpions - some you might know - Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine "Stone Puss" Waters, Elizabeth "Fauxcohontas" Warren, and Hillary Clinton - he is tied up in a near cross formation with Scorpions slowly moving down in a box - he tries to cut the ties but drops the knife (obviously intentional) - ends up bending the metal frame on which his attached - amazingly there is a knive on the side of the container where his head is locked (clear box) - he cuts the ties easily and then picks the lock that secures his face just as the Scorpions reach him.      Obviously contrived to build suspense.   Homey ain't buying this.    4 x's me.

Next up is the Freak from Berlin - appears to be a human speculator - not quite sure if it is a blender, a human, or a fashion disaster.    Might be a trainwreck.     Started out as a sing-a-long with an accordian and then broke into a very bad dance routine.    Complete with tap dancing.   It was like a very bad drag show but in a Hillary Clinton sequined pant suit.    It was dreadful.   But at least it was originally awful.    4 x's from me.   Th is has all the talent of the next Democrat Vice Presidential candidate.

Enter standup comedian in pink shirt and nasal delivery - his name is Samuel - he has a syndrome that gives him twitches and nasty word utterances - sob story of course to go with this - can't have a freak without a great sob story - he has a daughter so he can fuck with twitches and dirty words being said - it was almost funny - the fake comedians on late night tv need to be worried - and that Coldbert fraud - you need to go.    This twitch guy was the best of a horrific night.    Thankfully for him there were no stupid pet trick performers.  So, if you have a disability, make jokes about it.

Next up is Miss Twiggy - a 13 year old unattractive white chick who says she's a singer - hideous - she's like Sybil on speed - she flops around her little twig appendages - the voice is like a disembodied Janice Joplin from the other side (wonder if she's had Anthony Bourdain cook for her?).   This act is terrifying - you just don't know if she'll pull a knife and shank you.    What a freak.   Best of the night.   Very horrifying she is.    Carrie?     Howie gave her the Golden whatever.    This shows how awful this show has become