| UV News Service Special Report
By all means, the Hyundai Equus Limo looks like any hauler of
spoiled meat and head of a rotten state.
Aside from having to endure the mass of flesh that is know to
be Kim Jung Hitler, this fancy car has an additional special
feature that could be the envy of Moochelle Obama as she eyes
making America pay for insulting her school cafeteria food.
For inside the black hulk of fossil fuel consumption lies a
special feature -a rolling throne where the Adolph Hitler of our
time can pull down his pants and can rest his pimple ridden
buttocks upon the sterilized toilet seat and he can push out
logs until he can't push anymore. Just picture
the squinting as the troll of trolls gets down to business
knowing his logs aren't going to be torn apart in order to find
out his medical ailments.
For it is the intended purpose that the rolling outhouse will
keep as state secrets not only what the pig from Lil Dickland
has eaten, but we'll never know the pig has mad cow, tape worms,
or likes to have some man cream shot up there when no one is
around.
And to make this even more special, the contingent of fine,
well-built, and better than the average North Korean-fed mens
are jogging next to the Shit Limo protecting the Grand Defecator
from exposing his 2 inches of peen and 14 inches of buttery
brown turd logs.
So when you see Lil Kim Unhung, just remember that bum
doesn't just sit on a throne. He shits on a royal
throne like no other where anyone caught dispensing a royal log
will likely die by eating a year's worth as punishment. |
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