Roseanne had her Ambien moment and lost her show. She had no dignity to lose. And now she's on her way to the "Planet of the Apes" where she'll get to yell for Valerie Jarrett in a land where everyone looks like her.
ABC has a problem, however. Even as the network canned the woman suffering from Mad Cow, they still have to pay a year's salary to the rest of the cast.
Rather than to pay the cast for doing nothing like most liberals would have America's welfare class to do, ABC has a novel idea: Bring the show back from the dead, send Roseanne to Valerie's world and to then make Roseanne's show all about Sarah and her dysfunctional family that has gone beyond freak show like.
According to our sources, Sarah Gilbert will now become the central focus of the show and America is in for one or two laughs during the next year and then the show will be put to sleep forever.
However, until the final injection takes place, America will be treated to the Gender Speculator who can't quite figure out what it is - but the aspirations for the life of that thing teeters between being a traitor to the nation like Bradley Manning and being married into the Kardashian family like Chlamydia. The rest of the cast is like a scary letter cutout message done by some 1970's serial killer. Back from the dead is the actor who supposedly humped the woman with Mad Cow; there is the off-spring of this union that now has to tolerate having a black woman as their mother as Valerie Jarrett is rewarded for her pain by getting a big salary for reparations. There is the dumpy sister of Roseanne who has remained a virgin because of perpetual frigidity. There isn't a hint of acting talent without Roseanne so this show will find that being Trump haters is not enough to sustain this series beyond the effective range of the Hillary Clinton for President 2016 version.
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