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Episode Eight - It takes a lot of shit to go through to find enough corn for another meal. Special Guest Judge - Never heard of the bitch.   Olivia Munn.  Obviously an untalented airhead based on how she talks.   Mouth to Mouth Spitters Hated it.   It ain't snowballin'.

Shin Lim Fraud Magician Because of complicity in cameramen, this act is a fraud.   The only magic is how the camera ignores him cheating.  He was good but knowing that AGT has sold out and is complicit in the fraud of these acts, I hope he goes home (with me since I'm partial to Asians and would like him to hide his peen in me).

MooLesbian Brothers.   Three brothers.  Literally.   Can't say if they were bad since that would be racist. Hippie Chick and the 1960's Shreik Machine.  Had there been a dead person in the act, it would have been the only one singing in a key that didn't dangle from her prison cell Warden's keychain.   Horrific. Sophie.  Five Year Old Cunt.     Of course she's liked.  She's five.   She doesn't care how big your wallet is.   The dog act was better and didn't make you want to commit murder by listening to her.  Robotic presentation.   Dance mom castoff?   This is not a serious attempt - it is a gimmick - what a complete joke!

Columbian Non Drug Dealing Dancettes I am thankful that they didn't show the whole show.   There is only so much Ricky and Lucy I can take when they aren't the star of the show. Future Kings.   Black males should never dip their hair in bleach.    The star of the show is seven and he likes donuts.   I don't get the reason why they are here.   Not even good enough to lip sync Korean and to be in a K-pop band.   I've seen this shit over and over again.  Nothing new here.   Maybe if they'd cap one of  the group that would be fun.   Can't touch this now.   They are from Chicago.  Their time in California will extend their lives by weeks.

Lioz Shem Tov. The best part of his act is that he is from Israel.    The rest is pure shit.

A Choir of Old People.   Can they survive until the finals? And the requisite sob story to make us ignore their sound and to listen with our hearts.   And they invoke diversity.   I'm over this shit.  Diversity is perversity.   Value the PERSON, not the fucking label.  Being the best act on a night of horrible performances is not much of a compliment.   The Guest Judge, Madam Airhed gave them the Golden Shower.

Doberman and the Pear Shaped Cunt It wasn't good.   The dog was practicing its protest against the National Anthem.  At least he had the balls to do it. Exisdance. Saying it was bad would give it a compliment.     Sauerkraut - the Gender Missing Bavarian Act, Dahling. I kept hoping for the sex change operation to be done right there - off with the peen - turn it inside out and stuff it up to make a cunt.   This was horrific.   It was raining men?    I wish it was raining Ice Piss and they'd cut off your head with a butter knife. Vivian.  The Jump Roper.   Two bad Ankles. It wasn't good.  There is only so many ways you can jump rope.   Now if she'd done this at 35,000 feet and jumped rope all the way down to impacting the earth, that would have been cool. Rob Lake.  Could he disappear by drowning in one? I was blown away - first audition was horrific.   This was no mere camera illusion.    Best act of the night.  Superb.  I am so against magic acts that this just blew me away.

Original Songster She was awful.  Period. Original Songster Part Duh He was awful.  He went viral and bacterial. Joseph.  He's 20.    He's been single his entire life and is cute.  I wouldn't reject him.  And I'd chain him to the bed.  Simon made him sing another song.   OMG the pressure.  Those eyes.  He sings an original song and nails it - homerun, dude!   Best act all night!   Way to go!

Vickie.  The Trailer Park Trick Turner.    Kinda like Tina without the Pigment and Singing. She's a comedian.   She was funny.   She already has all of the late night show comic impersonators beat.

Who will join the diversity is perversity old folk's home choir in the top seven? Joseph made it.   Oh, well.   There is still time to tie him up for my bed.   This kid has potential - can he seize the moment?   Dark horse pick right here. Shim Fraud and Robe Lake made it. Future Kings made it - more life thanks to being away from Rat Capitol of the U.S., Chicago. German Gender Flippie Going through?   WTF? Vicky goes through!  Love her comedy perspective!