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Episode Seven - Judge Cuts 1 So, who gets circumcised from the competition tonight? It would be incredible if Melbee is Toast. Enough of wishes - let's get down to reality!     Hint:   There is no talent. They added a judge that is supposedly a comedian - proof that there are no real comedians in this country under 50 years of age. Pinnoy Junior New System Gone are the heels it seems as they enter the floor in flats.   Now these are some cute pinnoy young men (18-25) - and I do love me some asian influenced mens.   But alas, these are a dime a dozen acrobat team jumping and spinning.   Damn, those focking heels are back!   Time to move on.   Sadly, as boring as these fools were, they weren't the borefest that was to come up next.

Regan and Hairsomething Dancers.   They need to take their act to a dance show.  Unimpressive.   No video deserved. Us the Duo The good news - they shagged and made a baby - the bad news - everything about them.  He's a man-woman, a metrosexual wimp with his hair pulled up - dresses poorly and has a beard.   She's asian of some sort.   There is nothing more there.  Unremarkable performance.   Can't stand the sound of their voices together.  No video deserved. Kevin Blake Now that we know the producers of the show are complicit with the magic acts to hide their flaws, I refuse to show the video of this clown. Mochi The blending of  a boring human act with digital garbage.   Another worthless act I hated the first time and still loathe it.   No video for this piece of foreign shit.    This act proves you can pick your nose as long as you have wild graphics playing behind you. To this point, it is apparent that America has no talent.   Who the hell cares what the Russians do?  11 Year old Cunt Animal Noise Impersonator Nothing here.   Why is she even in this round.   Horrible.   No video. The Singing Dog Melbee got it and gave it a strike.   It was unremarkable this time.   Where is the fucking talent?   No video. Daniel Emmet Simon dissed him and made him sing an Italian restaurant song.  He nailed it.   Unfortunately it is apparent all he knows is Italian songs.    He sings okay but not over powering.   I'll just put the video up because this review is so devoid of anything with a hint of talent.

Voices of Hope - Brat Choir Really?   A decent school choir is on this show?   The fact that they are brats gives them no special consideration.   I am not moved.   Being able to sing does not mean you are material to win a contest.   You have to be remarkable.   And that is what this group of chippies is missing.   I'll provide the video of the performance because they didn't suck.   That is not an endorsement.   If these weren't kids, they'd have not gone anywhere.

Errant Crow.   Face lifted scary non-speaking other person's life risker. I really hate this guy and his act.   He definitely won't get more exposure on my blogazine.   Absolutely no video.  Not gonna do it.   Sadly in America today we have so many stupid young people that someone will try this act and then kill someone.   NBC should be ashamed - a disclaimer is not enough - ban this type of act! Carmen from Finance to Comedy I need therapy after watching this.   It wasn't dreadful.   I like her dry comedy.   I'll post the video so I don't wake up from a dream that featured Hillary Clinton.

Christina Blimpton The elephant in the room is the singer herself - she is grossly obese - and I'm not going to even consider her because she is using the fact that she's JUGE as a reason that we should feel compassion for her.   I shall not reward the fatass with a video.   You earn this on your own.   Put your mass into it.  What is bad is that she isn't a half bad singer.   But her use of her mass as a sympathy tool rubbed me the wrong way.   Instead of a taxing products with sugar that are unhealthy, we should impose fat taxes on the people who continue to consume products that are unhealthy.    Go ahead, eat yourself into 400 pounds.    You should pay for being 50% over your ideal body weight.   Because of that, you won't get time on this blogazine.   Eat that. Patches of Fur Between the Legs This is a 13 year old irritant - he is vanilla white and raps - disgusting.  No video here.  Parents are still hippies.   Oh, my ears - horrific - it is like genocide against my hearing.    If there is ever good rap, this isn't even bad rap - it is horrible.   Absolutely a joke! Andrew Jackson The real one is dead.   And so is this performer. Russian Dirty Dancing Old people porn.   It was so bad even a tiny blue pill could not bring anything to life.   It was ghastly.  It was bad.   No wonder Russia has a bad name.   So we have another act where we are supposed to use their malady as an EXCUSE to vote for them - old fuckers and grossly overweight people. Jack Tenney If there is an act here, tell me where to look.   Somehow there were three men in speedos.   One was well stuffed.   The others not so much.    Facial beauty is never overstated.   When it is missing, even cock is as appealing as fish.  Duo Transcend  Yet another appeal for a vote based on a human malady.   This appeal takes a perfectly fit couple and uses the man's near blindness as an excuse to consider them.   Can't blame them.   Fat woman does it.   Dirty Russian dancing does it with their age.    He is cute and for that reason only I'm posting the video.    And the ending is spectacular.   You knew it was going to happen.