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Episode Nine - Pussy Galores Special Guest Judge - Martina McBride - amazing country singer - and yes, she's way better than that dog faced howler, Reba McInhowl.   The Savitsky Cats - Imported with furry Russian Collusion Dreams Dog tricks are a dime a dozen - sorta like young men who think by putting on $200 sneakers that makes them athletes.   What you really want is someone from an accounting firm to perform the tricks in dress shoes.   Now that is talent! So Slutvina and Cuntnacova come out with far more pussy than even Bill Clinton has ever handled - there are more varied acts.   And the pussies are galores and beautiful.   A stupid pet tricks show that should go to the final seven just so one of the stupid child acts don't.

Blue Tokyo Male Dance Candy I hate these types of acts - there is only so much that you can do with the flying through the air in rotations and jumps and catches.   While I loathe that it is an imported act, I give them props for at least showcasing svelte asian male bodies while doing a fairly interesting job.   Hopefully this steals another slot from a sniveling child brat singing in spanish to an English speaking nation.

Some Group of Brats Badly Performing.  This team needs Whoopie Goldberg before she contracted Mad Sow disease.   Awful singing and performing - put together an all lesbo band sync'd to that time of the month and let them sing about men - that is how bad this shit was.   Over emphasis on ethnic obese performance.    Judge response was only warm.   Hopefully they'll be sent packing in a diverse way. PAC Dance School of Fish     Alice in Wonderland - cute theme - at least there was an attempt to bring it up - there was almost no variety here - Howie did the right thing and gave them a red x - finally he gets it - this was a very low level performance and there is no room to allow kid acts to take up slots that should go to real performers.

Taco Angel He had to sing this in spanish even though he can in English - time to move on - another child act clogging up slots for people with talent.   Better than last time.   Just nothing there.   Latino shit is okay as long as it is not done in American TV exclusively in spanish.

Invasion of Rice Cakes Another brat act that was merely average - nothing special - and if those eyes don't pop out of his head I'd be amazed.    He can take he Li out of here.  Oh, wait, he became unglued from a spot and moved - he's not a robot from Honduh.   He can sing.   He's 13.   That voice is pubic hair away from disappearing.   I doubt he makes it through - not Latino.

Ms Trysh of 1968 She was not good.   Forgot the lyrics.  They didn't even post a video about her and the tv version was short.   Definitely gone. Kazi She was not good.   They didn't even post a video about her and the tv version was short.  Definitely gone. Quin and the Seventy Reasons  I hate dance.   They should go where that is what they do and the disease can be quarantined.   This act is only remarkable that half of the team can remember Rambler's when they were new.   One less slot for brat acts.

Noah Always Labeled by AGT as Amazing.   A standard truly lowered. He was on GLEE.   It can't get worse.   And then he started singing.  Simon made him sing something else.   He could sing a phone book with that voice and I'd still shoot him.   He'll go through since apparently yelling is in.

Jules and Jerome - In the Air with no game. Dull and lifeless.    Fratelli Rossi Brothers Acting Dangerously Once again playing up his leg injury.    This act should have gotten a golden buzzer instead of the one given it.   Great job.

Oliver Graves.   Dead Pan Comedy She's a comedian.   She was funny.   She already has all of the late night show comic impersonators beat.

UDI Russian Light Collusion Wow.    Another act that should have gotten the Golden Buzzer instead of the dance fools.

We Three Singing Act Didn't much care for them before.   They have 90 seconds to pull this off and the song was like a friggin coal train inching along.   Eventually it gets there and is powerful.   They should make it - eliminates all other singers including Gleebitch.

Sacred Riana on World Creep Tour She picked on Melbee Toast.    I like just for that reason.

Who Will Join Quin and his Seventy Year Old Concubine? Cat show goes on. High School Musical goes through - why?  they were average at best Asian Demon Doll goes through.   Will she hunt down Melbee Toast. UDI goes through and hopefully they kick ass. Both Gleebitch and the 3 Family Member band goes through.