The representatives of the snowflakes of America, the Democrat Party, are all up in their wedgied underwear after a Supreme Court nominee had the audacity to defend himself against the vast left wing smear industry.
According to our unnamed sources, Democrats nearly hurled their stomach contents as a Republican nominee dared to utter the truth about the campaign being used against him. Our source noted, "For decades, Democrats have gone after Republicans and their nominees with a vast and increasing contempt and have long fancied themselves as entitled to having their way and their way only and that Republicans are supposed to cave and to be silent in opposition to Democrat thug tactics."
Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had the audacity in a recent Senate committee to call out individual pieces of Democrat shit Senators and Senatricks by name and to smash their lies and distortions back into their faces as if being served fecal face pies.
One ancient Democrat Senatricks on the committee was overhead going ballistic as she alternated between a 2 year old temper tantrum and breaking down in tears as she pounded her desk opining she was singled out for having her shit shoved back into her face.
Corey Booker, one of the least intelligent potted plants that successfully has won a Democrat Senate seat, was incredulous that he'd be pointed out for being a lying piece of shit and had significant problems removed the shit pie that Kavanaugh threw back into Booker's face. Booker, a future Presidential candidate who has to stand on a stack of phone books to rise to the height of being a man, has been one of the worst and most self-centered of the Democrat shit slingers. Booker's audacity of being challenged has risen to Hall of Fame levels. This entitled blowhard seems to think because he has more pigment than Kavanaugh in his skin that that makes him God and an expert on ethical standards even though Booker claimed in his teenage youth that he had himself assaulted a female. Suddenly he's pure and white as the new fallen snow and seeks to become Ivory soap when it comes to judging another human being.
ICE, ICE, BABY
As the fabricated stories of sexual assault by the minions of slutty Democrat female operatives have been dispensed with the ultimate amount of contempt, Democrats are now clinging to the hope that Kavanaugh having the audacity of tossing ice cubes at another man will rise to felonious conduct; at present the Democrats are trying to see if the ice cubes were shaped like an automatic bullet dispensing weapon which could trigger federal jurisdictional prosecutorial levels.
Unfortunately for the Democats, they can't make much about the drive by cubing as Kavanaugh did not toss the glass at the man in question. Apparently another penis owner threw the glass at the other penis owner and Kavanaugh is simply accused of throwing cubes of water like a girl at another man.
BLACK OUT BABY
The only thing Democrats now have to cling to is that Kavanaugh can't remember blacking out (like you can actually remember blacking out after being too drunk) and that Kavanaugh lied to the Senate about failing to remember blacking out.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA
Democrats are having a profound problem with Kavanaugh because he's happily married and has had numerous acts of hetero reproductive sex and enjoyed it. Democrats just can't fathom that an adult man would not whore around like the average Democrat and commit perjury like Bill Clinton or to actually rape women as an adult like Clinton did. I can understand that Democrats cannot understand the concept of being a good person and acting like an adult and within the rule of law - concepts that no Democrat in elected office at this time possesses.
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