Nothing Stops Nancy Pelosi from getting New Democrat Voters
Dateline: Roachville, Texas
While Nancy Pelosi, the Democrat twig with tits, has been conducting the sophomoric twin tits for tat action with Donald Trump, her potential new voters conducted several wall tunnels to allow their southern roach selves into the United States without invitation.
"Nancy is ecstatic that so many potential new Democrat voters would have the audacity to dig under Donald's wall and seek refugee in the United States," said Bara Von Pigface, Nancy's spokesperson "Nancy wants to go to meet her future voters and is renting a Chevrolet Sonic from Alamo and having me to drive her to the border so that Donald Trump can't stop her. We will be leaving soon and she'll shake each of the wonderful southerners' hands (of course with latex gloves on) to thank them for making a mockery of Trump's wall. She plans to have them all to sit behind the President once she allows him to give the State of the Union speech sometime in May."
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