Apparently facts are getting in the way of America's biggest prankster - Hoax Hoaxalot - and the narrative that he carefully was staging to increase his salary and prominence on a show that was sinking in the ratings.
Enter the world of Jussie Smutfuck, a nearly invisible gay black actor save for his part on one show. He has obviously suffered from being treated like a slave and a plantation interior decorator judging from his attempt to steal fame that he feels is being denied him because he's black (he looks more hispanic to me) and the fact that he likes to suck dick and has a dick (?) and that is holding him back from getting onto Harvey Weinstein's casting couch.
It was a delicious event yesterday watching Jussie emerge out of temporary custody behind a much larger black man; and he is now clinging to the Bart Simpson defense that "he didn't do it - someone else did it - he's innocent - I was on drugs - the dog ate my homework - the dog paid the two bros to buy the Clorox, the rope, and the fancy dress outfits".
Over in Virginia where the top three office holders in the Commonwealth's government are rejoicing that being a racist honkey and serial sexual abuser is now off the mainstream media's scope while Jussie takes the arrows (and maybe one up the ass). How delicious that we have a new Colon Krappernick who is down for the struggle of hating on Trump and inventing black excuses for failure and to punish honkies for those inventions of racism. For those who don't know who Krappernick is, he is the socialist loving, feeble black NFL Quarterback who grew a 'fro and wears "pig" socks to show his love for law enforcement. Krappernick is the new Rockette for celebrating fake racial strife and using it to enrich himself. Now that we have Jussie and his actions, we have a circus side show that is beyond anything the Onion or myself could concoct.
Stay tuned, folks. Jussie will have a new reason why he's innocent and it might involve exploiting four legged mammals or might even result in a new mental disorder (not unlike Gender Speculation) "Trumpphobia Stress" disorder.
And the courts better put this jackass away for years so that there can be some resolution to this audacity of dope. And maybe, just maybe, we'll get to see a big black man behind Jussie giving him a measure of what black love is truly like!
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