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Jussie Smutfuck's New Project
Perhaps Jussie wasn't thinking about "Empire" and padding his salary there.
Could it be that Jussie was thinking about a padded bra and a new movie deal that would benefit from his elevated status that would appeal to perpetual victim black audiences and nose-out-of-joint gender speculators who feel disenfranchised by Trump's "making America great again" message that means normal is in and misfits are out?
With Hollywood's reliance on remaking movies and having nothing original to present, it follows that Jussie Smutfuck would want to revive his career on the big screen so that he can take advantage of his "fame" while it lasts.
According to unnamed motion picture insiders, it is well-known that Jussie was prepared to shove a big black peen up the ass of his "Empire" cast members and was preparing all along to go into motion pictures and to exploit his blackness and his homosexuality for profit. Says one source, "Jussie got this nailed down. He do. He is giving the shaft to everyone he knows so he can make some serious coin. He'll bling and ding-a-ling all while the white police try to keep him down."
With the original movie now celebrating its 25th anniversary, Jussie Smutfuck could capitalize on the release of his "sequel" to the movie as in impoverished black actor who is cast out of society because he likes to dress as a black woman and that he seeks to be the next RuPaul, but on a grander scale where talent is trumped by hating Donald Trump and having a fake racial narrative that resonates with the Barack Hussein Obama voter crowd.
While no definitive release date has been set, motion picture insiders are suggesting that the premiere will happening on National Coming Out day and that a build up to this could be Jussie being shot by a despondent The Oprah whom no longer is relevant and wants to jump start her career with or without 65 pounds of mass (depending on her binge eating schedule).
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