Dateline: Phattsville, New York
Karma payback makes an early call to the former severely obese POS from New York today.
And he is very scared.
Speaking at a function for the insidiously stupid and intellectually repugnant Democrat New York City mayor, Democrat Representative and former celestial planet candidate, Jerold, "The Waddler" Nadler, developed an undisclosed medical emergency today and was rushed to hospital.
The aged and unhealthy looking former one ton mass of Democrat shit pile (who is now reduced to hundreds of folds of useless skin resembling a "Star Wars" bar owner) appeared to be on the verge of fainting when he was asked if he was feeling okay.
Reports indicate that the blowhard that wastes no oxygen going after Donald J. Trump, was heard uttering a rather mouse-like "no" response and was summarily transported to a hospital where he could use his special Congressional Health Insurance to get coverage he'd never allow any mere mortal American to be able to use.
Nadler, 71, has had numerous run ins with Donald J. Trump over the past thirty years and made it a personal quest to seek retribution against Trump once Trump became President. Nadler is not a profoundly intelligent person often being dismissed as a big bag of gas. Nadler has almost always been enormous and was once considered to be added to our solar system as another planet in place of Pluto since he became larger than that faux planet. After years of dieting and surgeries, Nadler lost nearly a ton of fat but is still burdened by tens of miles of excess skin that he hides under his suit and tie and who has to be fitted with a "Jerold belt" to help keep the folds from suddenly being unleashed onto unsuspecting committee visitors and committee members like a tsunami of human skin pancake that could threaten their lives.
Nadler is proof that any idiot can become an elected office holder in New York as evidenced by Hillary Clinton and the too dumb to be alive dimwit, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as well as current NYC mayor Doomberg and the piece of shit genetic accident that is the New York State Governor, Andrew Coo-mo (as pronounced by Race Pimp Al Sharpton). New York has fast become the garden of all things stupid and which has seeked to punish those who actually earn a living by forcing them to pay outrageous taxes to those who have had nine or more abortions and who are career mooches and non-citizens.
At this point there is no word on what Nadler is suffering from but there are reports that death has knocked on his door several times and left cards announcing that Hell has a special room for him when he does finally bite it.
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