UV News Service Special Report
Joey Krastel has been chasing storms and cock for his entire adult life.
It seems only fitting that he should find a dick, propose to it, and to do it against the backdrop of a tornado.
Yet, they were in Kansas. I'm surprised that there isn't a witch and a dog to add to the drama of the moment. One has to wonder if he and his main squeeze, Chris Scott, broke out in a show tune.
But, alas. They weren't in Oklahoma.
Apparently Joey has been mesmerized by storms since he was 4 years of age. But Joey is a meteorologist and analyst for the Maryland Emergency Management Agency and has decided that his love of disasters should extend to copying straight people and creating his own gay personal disaster. You see, this would not be news if this union was between a man and a woman. This is special because this is the union of two cocks.
Scott is not nearly as fixated on storms as Joey. Scott claims his love for storms was predicated on a fake one from "Twister". How will this fantasy go together with the reality that Scott's fuck buddy likes to live dangerously. One could say that Joey loves to bareback life and Chris Scott prefers masturbation to its safety and watching fake things to get his rocks off. It should be noted that "Twister" is about a straight couple on the verge of divorce. Too bad this love story didn't involve sharks or else we'd have a Discovery channel 100 year long series.
The two men got together on InstaFuck and shared their love for disasters. Joey knows about real disasters and Chris is into made up ones. We can see where the storm clouds will be headed in the marital bed as Joey turns his real life into a storm and Chris watches porn to cheat in the clouds, albeit the digital ones.
On this past Tuesday, Joey and Chris along with their two friends Toto and their gender speculator friend, Witch Green, set out to catch a spin with a real tornado. Joey notes that the picture does not do justice to how close this moment was to ending up being a disaster. "The tornado was so close. I was worried that Chris might lose the ring that I'm still making payments on instead of helping him pay for his Tesla Model 3. The tornado got real close to us and I commanded Toto to head into the Tesla and Witch Green figured it out on its own. On the way I thought I heard it say 'I'll get you my pretty.' That moment was almost classic except for Witch had a really deep voice and still had a beard."
Joey reported that he was glad no one died in that storm because the wedding announcements had already been sent out with that picture.
Joey also noted that each storm is unique and brings with it its own special moments so it is almost assured that the couple will share their first bareback internal ejaculation with family and friends via Twat and InstaFuck and maybe they'll pick a hurricane for that special moment. Said Joey, "Chris wants to be on his back for that special moment though I'd much prefer the blow that leads up to the thunder and lightning."
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