Consider the mission to deep six Bernie as a complete failure.
Get ready for the ending you know is coming.
Bernie will be the Democrat Presidential Candidate and he'll suffer a miserable political death.
Let's examine how horrific this night was for the party formerly called the "Democratic" party. For tonight the party will forever be condemned as "The Democrat Socialist" party.
I shall cover the debate from left to right as displayed on stage (but not on the outrageous socialist scale).
Mayor Mike Bedbug. A week ago he was assaulted by that hag, Fauxcahontas, and suffered a mortal political wound as she did everything but bite off his little little Mike. Tonight Mike jumped off his stack of decades old phone books and went snarky comment to snarky comment with that bitch Elizabeth Warren. That tired old cunt has but one mission in life and apparently she has decided to make every man hate her and to wish she'd get recalled by paranormal activity. I'd like to say that Mike Bedbug had a memorable line in the debate, but he was just himself - a haggard old fool with lots of money and ambitions that exceed his ability to buy a vowel, er a vote. He tried to broadcast that he wasn't a Trump hound dog who sniffed up a female's dress and paid her off to keep her silent. Bedbug Mike eschewed being a man and ended up looking and sounding like a pimple of a man who told bad jokes in the workplace and bought female's silence for telling the world that Mike Bedbug is just a trashy little man. And when Mike Bedbug wasn't telling us another spin on his women in binder silence, he was trying to show he was a relevant force in winning elections by buying 40 House Member wins and an acre on the Democrat Plantation for each black person who'd vote for him.
Mike Bedbug needed to be impressive tonight. He ended up sounding like he was attacking the stage while standing up inside his tank borrowed from another former Democrat candidate, Michael Douche-cock-ass.
Mayor Buttplug. Apparently the blacks ain't gonna have any of this man up a man's butt love, but Pete was taking his peter and sticking in any hole that he could in order to get noticed. He did get his often-deployed marriage to a man slip of the tongue in his few minutes he was allowed to speak. And sometimes it was almost as if Pete was the only man that had any ability to show wood in any position as the other men in gender only candidates waffled and weasled for any hint of integrity. Pete put up a good battle, but alas blacks in America can't allow anyone to horndog into their perpetual sense of victimhood and they hate fags. So much for reciprocity for giving a flying monkey's ass about their centuries old ability to carry the cross of victimhood for special treatment.
Pete was willing to take on the old fucker Bernie Sanders and I was so rooting for him to induce Bernie into cardiac arrest that I'd have donated $5 to Pete's campaign if he could have turned that finger pointing socialist into a dead one of natural causes.
Alas, Pete failed.
Elizabeth Warren. This tired old cancer of a cunt needs to disappear and to do it as fast as possible. We've heard everything this bitter old shrew has to offer. From being a fake indian to somehow hiding her corporate lawyer past while she wears hideous female polyester outfits, this wannabee socialist just is irritating and begging to be punched in her face taking her glasses and pushing them into her brain matter (assuming there is anything left inside the skull that should be crushed). Her constant blather about how she is so against big corporations and for the little people is getting old. I could give a rat's ass if she likes Barbies. Her concern for us peeons is all a gimmick and she tried desperately to ride Bernie long enough to get him hard (it took half an hour) as if she was begging to be his running mate where we would have to endure their tired old shit until November. Once again this bitch tried to get into the face of Mike Bedbug trying to paint him into a pre-cum-dripping horn dog who had the audacity to tell off-color jokes in front of some frigid witches on the job. Make no mistake here, Elizabeth Warren was no where to be seen or heard when Bill Clinton was spilling his seed on the intern after a slice of pizza and a blowjob. Elizabeth is that consistent.
Bernie Sanders. If you have heard him speak once, you've likely wanted your ears cleaned with Draino because he's a ranting old man who points here and there and tries to stick fingers up your nose as an exclamation mark. Give the near 80 year old bastard credit - he has brought socialism to this generation's youth and made it cool - even if it is told by some old fucker that looks like he escaped from an old folk's home and should be strapped to his bed to keep him from injuring himself by breaking a hip.
When asked point blank how much his free shit programs were going to cost, he wanted several hours to do the math - apparently all those zeroes that he's adding to federal spending is more than his feeble brain could process. And like in every other attempt to pin this old bastard down for good, he escaped to run his trap about evil corporations and billionaires and other wild characters from American Horror Show. If you were only half awake, you could count up to $100 trillion in extra spending over 10 years and then the shocker of all things is that our annual budget is only around $5 trillion. That means we would need double the revenue we already steal from the American economy to give his voters free college tuition and for everyone to have "free healthcare" paid for by someone else. I swear if I saw him jab that bent finger in the air again, I'd cannibalize that digit and put it in a food processor to end its activity.
Bernie is a man with such a vile personality of know-it-all qualities that I wanted to finish off his face just like I had done moments ago with Elizabeth Warren.
And while this debate was said to be Bernie's last stand, that old fucker just kept on beating up on billionaires as the other six fools looked powerless on how to handle him. Well six fools over America, if you can't handle an eighty year old, what makes you think you could stand toe to toe with Putin or that pot-bellied pig leader in North Korea? Bernie had to drop dead on stage in order for one of those six fools to have a chance. Bernie's heart made it through this so he can save his death at the last minute as his October surprise so that Hillary can appear at the last minute for a Halloween resurrection.
Joe Biden. Apparently he takes credit for everything that has ever happened. He's met everyone including Jesus as well. Listening to him talk through his face lifts and hair plugs, Joe is just the right man to take on Donald Trump. In his own dreams. Joe fancies himself as an average Joe - an average Joe who swims nude in front of his Secret Service brigade as he charges them rent for having to occupy a pool house while they guard him from walking off the property not knowing where he is going or where he's been. But he remembers being the author of bills he didn't offer. And even though he's not quite old enough, he negotiated with Abraham Lincoln and Stalin. He had no major gaffes but he added nothing when he spoke. It was almost sad. I was hoping he'd drop dead just for the hell of it.
Amy Klobitch. Honestly, could you find a more irritating and sorry ass excuse of a female to run for President not named Elizabeth Warren or Hillary Clinton? This troll offered absolutely nothing compelling as a reason to vote for her and her dumpy looks and haggard voice gave us every reason to rush to the toilet to barf out our guts. Apparently in her state of St. Olaf Republicans have voted for her. There is no problem of that happening again. She's given even the Butter Queen candidates a reason to pull the lever for a pig not named Amy.
The Last Asshole. I don't even care to google who the fuck this mother fucker was, but I was tired of him giving away money to blacks for reparations while not also billing them for the lives of Civil War Northerners who paid with their lives to free them from slavery. And let's not forget that the NRA was formed to protect blacks against the Democrats in White Sheets leaving wonder lawn ornaments on the lawns of freed black's homes. I just find it repugnant when a white person has to fake white guilt. But to do it with other people's money to bribe blacks into liking him long enough to pull the lever and then to be shipped off to the Democrat Plantation afterwards - that really bothered me.
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