And the uninformed, stupid, and craving their self-esteem being massaged young voters are the most easily exploited assholes born.
And the old fucker from the Soviet Union via Vermont has carefully crafted a message of free shit for the masses in order to bribe young voters to vote for him.
But the question that none of these millennial dipshits ever ask is "how much of this free shit gonna cost us, Uncle Bernie?"
That question is never asked because dipshit Bernie voters don't even fathom that free shit can cost anything because these idiots think the Federal Government can just print the $100 trillion that Uncle Bernie's Free Shit Bull Shit might cost.
You see, Government programs don't cost shit. Government prints money and no one else has to pay for it. Except that the rich, the 1% who already pay 75% of the individual income taxes , can always do without more money. And the entitled millennial shitheads all fancy themselves to be ready to run a company on day one of their decision to interview for a job (that only will take 10 hours of their precious life week allowing them to play video games or to surf the 'net for porn).
But I know that Uncle Bernie is a conman - he's a snake oil salesman. He cannot help his socialist muther ass from promising this and that as he dry humps the Constitutional provisions of restrictions on Federal power implicit in the document. You see when you are an old fucker who has never had a real job in his life, it is so easy to play "pie in the sky" and to tell his youthful blivethead voting base that everything in their life should be free. Free.
In the interesting smokescreen that is his concept of Medicare for All, this asshole has contrived a $30 trillion program that is really a bargain - he says. You see everyone pays insurance premiums if you have insurance - even under Obamascare. And because you also are getting raped by the evil Insurance Companies when they dare charge you a deductible so that you can pop out your fifth brat, these are all real costs that have to be factored into minimizing the cost of Berniecare. So if your family is soaked for $10k in deductibles and over $1200k per month in premiums, then you are actually paying nearly $2000 in insurance costs for the current system. And with the flick of a magic socialist wand, you are given all of this for free. Please ignore that your taxes will increase by $2500 per month to pay for your $2000 per month in insurance costs (plus because the poor need free shit too, you are going to pay an extra $500 per month so you can show lazy poor people some love. And they'll fuck and fuck and produce 10 babies by 10 different serial inseminators).
But you'll have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Uncle Bernie is not content with jacking up your overall obligation by $500 to cover the sorry lazy ass mothers. Next you will get tuition free edumication! Without ever doing jack to lower the actual costs of education or banning the degrees of basketweaving or female studies (BA in Man Hating), your education will be free to you for as long as you can live in your parents' basement and mooch off them before they croak! So if you would have paid $40k per year to attend a school you had no business even attending, then suddenly Uncle Bernie makes $160k over your four year studies disappear. In the land of the misfit youthful assholes, Uncle Bernie will just print that money or make those evil 1%ers or evil corporations to pay for the upkeep of Big Education - the breeding ground for self esteem studies. Mind you Big Education will not reduce its prices. You won't pay anything for your education. That means someone else will pick up the tab and taxes will be increased to cover those costs and the costs of stupid, lazy, poor students who would be better off studying how to fix an air conditioner than to attend a place of education that requires knowing how to open a book and to write their name on a test paper.
But your education will be free!
The problem here is that paying those who have balances on their education bill will cost at least as much as Bernie Care to pay for in taxes. So Uncle Bernie is taking on additional program costs of $60 trillion right now. And the federal budget is around $5 trillion per year - give or take a few $100 billion! So American taxpayers who are being soaked for $2500 per month in taxes for Berniecare (but their healthcare will be free!), will now have to pay an additional $2500 per month to cover your tuition free perpetual lifestyle! Mind you the poor won't pay a dime toward this - this is expecting too much for them to pay for raping your wallet.
But what happens to all those people who worked hard to pay off their student loans? Tough shit. Only the fools who vote for Bernie now will have their education paid for. If you were ethical and hardworking, you are now fools. Your shit is not Bernie's problem. And only the young fools who can vote really matter. You fifty year olds who worked hard don't mean jack.
And just this past weekend, Uncle Bernie wants to give free broodcare and paid for pre-K education - so now the serial fuckers choosing Russian Roulette peens for insemination will now have their brats being taken care of while they go off to hump with another unemployed, previously incarcerated upstanding young man.
And maybe, just maybe you'll have enough crumbs left on your paycheck to afford housing and food and things that you'd like. But hey, as long as you are getting fucked, Bernie is happy to make the poor serial fuckers happy to get all their shit for free off of your hard work!
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