Right now there is a better selection of products for sale in North Korea than there is here in the U.S.A. And right now we rival the former home of the Socialist Asshole, Bernie Sanders, and his marital honeymoon location, the Soviet Union.
I don't get it. How does cleaning the shelves of a local Kroger of toilet tissue going to make living at home for two weeks any more comfortable? Are you expecting that everything will be shut down so long that you'll have to wipe your ass with a washable wash cloth? Yeah, and your shit doesn't stink either.
What is happening is that we have a psuedo pandemic that has been blown into the final days where the Anti-Christ has hidden our toilet paper and that we must seek to buy more and to squirrel it away as if it were accorns on a crisp fall day.
I am waiting for the news that has to be reported as it is always reported...
The toilet paper shortage adversely and disproportionately impacts blacks (but not asians), women, and children. Anything that happens always impacts the same groups the same way - they are too stupid or too lazy to be able to anticipate a crisis and to shortage it to perpetual victimhood.
I am being sarcastic, but the news will happen. It is the way the leftist swine media has developed narratives that suggest some classes and ethnicities of America are too stupid to be alive without blaming their stupidity on the evils of pink skin and a dangling penis.
Yet, this is a special crisis that has the potential to be all crises we have ever faced rolled into one and that can be blamed on Donald J. Trump. And with this absence of toilet paper, isn't it now time to add to the bogus rights that we have to contrive having abundant supplies of shit paper as a right for us all? And shouldn't we add to the contrived rights to kill the unborn (when a slut changes her mind after she lets a peen spurt its juices into her) and free healthcare paid for by others, the right of free toilet paper delivered to our homes and paid for by the white rich people who are getting old and likely to die from the contrived crisis?
I mean, we should have the absolute right for 12 ply shit paper with rolls the size of the ghetto wheels that uplift a former police car owned by a ghetto drug dealer. And these rolls should be delivered to our door on a constant resupply so that the baby momma can wipe her unclean ass without having to lift a finger to acquire it?
What a coup this would be to become the shining example of leftist ass clean love for the rest of the world to envy! Bernie et al could turn this shortage in a compelling case study that maybe Donald J. Trump has bought all the toilet paper off the shelves and is hiding it so he can sell it off by the square for a $1 each!
I'm not being sarcastic. I believe free toilet paper delivered to your door will be part of the Democrap platform this summer. That is assuming that Trump's flu hasn't killed us all.
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