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As proof that Miss UV is down for the struggle with her homies, I was thinking about how to make the police more responsive for the average young black man.   Now understand that I was doing this while sipping a mint julip while rocking in my rocking chair while wearing long white gloves while dressed in a beautiful light yellow sun dress while wearing a beautiful white hat all while watching the non-hired help work in the fields with their sun darkened skin glistening in the hot overhead sun.

Pardon me if I am a bit distracted.

I offer the following list of reforms that I propose so as to make the life of a typical young black man just a little easier.

• When any young black man is discovered to have merchandise in his arms as he is running down the road or alley, I propose that the police find a young white man and to arrest the first one they find.    This way if there are any issues with failure to breathe or his ass ending up in a morgue after a struggle, no one will give a fuck.
• When officers must engage in a heavily pigmented community, they should open doors of locked businesses and allow the pigmentation an opportunity for neighborhood profit sharing.   And to be honest, we won't be opening Dollar Stores.   We'll be opening places with significant priced merchandise and once a month we'll open a Cadillac dealership so that the big SUV Escalators can be driven away without trying to jam them through a locked fence.
• All judges and juries will be turned significantly pigmented and all defendants will be white.   In order for the whitie to pay for the sins of his father and grandfathers like they do in North Korea, we'll throw the book at young whitie.
• Police will be allowed to park their cars and to eat donuts and to ignore drunk drivers while driving black.    You just know these drivers will pass out in their cars where they'll harm no one.    Don't think for a minute that they will find a Wendy's to park, but driving while drunk is especially hard for pigmented people and if they fall asleep on the interstate just imagine they'd done it at Wendy's and move on and burn down a Wendy's
• There is no need to use force against a young black man - after all if it weren't for mean white owners of NFL and NBA teams, they would be making millions instead of those 15% of the players who aren't already black in each sport.    It is just a shame that so many young black men don't have the money for hookers and drugs or to lavish their attention upon black women who they can knock up and then to move on to another one.
• Celebrate "I can't breathe day" by stepping on a whitie's neck and then have a dance party with loud crap music and 300 pound big ass women twerking in celebration.
• Turn police surplus auctions into sales of whitie where the over crowding that will happen when a whitie takes the place of pigmentation will be solved by enslaving whitie.   Enslavement for a period of 300 years should cure what ails the pigment.
• Television shows depicting the police should have replaced those showing white southern police officers.    The General Lee will be replaced with a Orange Honduh Civic named "Little Spike Lee" who will star as the Sheriff and a black lies matters flag will be on the roof of his car.    To make this as authentic as possible, when Sheriff Lee powers down his windows, the significant vapor of weed shall emanate from his car.    Whities will be arrested if they are seen without weed for Sheriff Lee.   Car chases will always conclude with Whitie ending up in the morgue.
• Keep a token number of whitie police officers just so that America can be seen as a sensitive nation and about equality.
• There seems to be a terrible overstatement of the racist concept of pigmentation on pigmentation crime.   No such thing exists.   We will call that a premature death and move on.
• Those whities who feel insecure as their homes are forced to be unlocked (and yes, we will have nightly lock checks to make sure their homes and garages are unlocked) will just be told that anything that was there before they went to bed that "disappears" when they wake up will be considered an "involuntary donation" and the whitie will be given a form that they can fill up and that will be handed to the lock checker (and then the form will be torn up in their face and handed back to them).
• Each week, pigmentation shall reign supreme as block parties shall be encouraged with all the fire that is needed to give a peaceful protest the aroma of equality that it deserves.   And if whitie can be pulled out of a car or building and given some tough love, that would make things all the better.
• The police will be given the night off during all festivities.