Several days after the Woke Contingent of the Black Lies Matter and Antifa contingent seized territory that they have no claim to steal (and they whine about white people and America's first squatters - AKA "native americans"), several incidents happened that demand attention.
After the weed users with guns and bull horns woke up, they found out that food was in short supply. Instead of having seized a supermarket named "Safeway" when they made their attack upon the police precinct and city hall, the woke black supremacists put out pleas that they want vegan food. Apparently these demands were made via Twit (this blogazine does not recognize Twit) and the woke terrorists were so adacious as to specify their food demands and limited their accepted ability to accept donations to "vegan" items.
According to UV News Network reports, the rest of America raised a middle finger and squatted making poo to send to Antifastan and sprinkled corn in it to make it vegan. Several large Bubbas who consume beer at a large quantity filled several five gallon former water jugs with beer byproducts from emptying their bladders. Said one bubba, "I ate corn chips when drinking this. There is corn in diss!"
In a second incident today inside Chaz, otherwise known as Antifastan, a Warlord has been identified as Raspberry Beret, a former rap artist (they call it art, I don't). Beret who likes his gold chains and tattoos took to a bullhorn to lay down his authority emulating how Africa warlords lay down the law before committing genocide. Raspberry Beret fancies himself as a big man in a seven block sector and was tied up getting his dredlocks done just right so he missed 10 hours of the formation of Chaz. But when he was secure and his hair was just right, he put on his gold chains and took to the podium to reassure the rest of his ragtag band of looters and rioters that this was "our city" and that any food or beverage (or weed) that they brought with him was now "our food, beverage, or weed".
It remains to be seen if Whoopass Goldberg and her ilk will be dragging a cart filled with vegan food and potable water or whether they'll hire white men in trucks to do their bidding. Rumor has it that little Spike Lee, LeBrick James of the Los Angeles Fakers, and Al Sharpton have been hitting up corporations for extortion, er donations, to Antifistan by claiming it is for Black Lies Matters. Distinctly absent from earshot is former half black President and America's First King, King Pimple of a Man. KPM is reportedly behind the scenes working through intermediates to tell Raspberry Beret how far to push this and to assure him he'll get fed when he makes Trump cave in.
Meanwhile Antifastan terrorists were seen again with guns standing around their barriers while demanding Trump allow more debris to cross our Southern borders.
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