It appears that another black person has become a victim of systemic racism that was not cured by the eight years of reign of terror on the American Constitution by King Pimple of a Man.
Aunt Jemima, a revered American Black Culinary institution often found on weekend breakfast tables in kitchens of Klan members, Black Congressional Caucus members, and seen to occupy the center of Malcom X's dining table on certain Sundays, was found dead today by Quaker Oats in her corporate brand name penthouse whom she shared with her lover of 80 years, Betty Crocker.
Jemima, whose real slave name was Auntie Jemimiah Washington Carver, was aged 130 years old when she met an unfortunate end when Betty "Davis My Ass" Crocker, aged 99 years became incensed that Jemima burned biscuits in Crocker's brand new all electronic oven and just left them there to smolder and to emit toxic green house gases in Crocker's newly renovated kitchen.
Based upon reports from those who were known as first responders (now known as black sensitivity specialists), Jemima was found with a huge blunt force trauma to the back of her head. BSS spokesperson LaQuisha MyDisha Washington Carver Jackson-Five, "there was dis big iron skillet founds next to my Aunt Jemima. Oh, lawdy, girl friend, Auntie had this big bloody splatter all in her weave and it weren't purdy. I juss knews she was kilt by dat nasty old white woman whom she shacked up wiff for all deez years."
Crocker seemed despondent that she feared Jemima was going to burn down their condo as part of the protests that were going on about Black Lies Matter. Crocker has spent considerable time since 1921 being a leading culinary icon for the average woman and had to undergo many makeup and dress changes to keep her modern. Jemima was allowed to keep her fat black ass and was always pictured as youthful white Betty was being aged throughout the years.
Crocker was taken prisoner by the BSS and was going to be sent to Seattle, Washington via Chaz via Chop where she was going to be questioned at the dance party that featured guns and baseball bats. Crocker is not expected to live through this day and will likely be turned into 99 year old meat loaf and fed to the homeless.
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