Dateline: Whitey House Trumpsville
Just when you think that Donald Trump, the illegitimate President of the United States who stole his office in 2016, could not stoop to any new lows of racism, he just went beyond his usual low.
Across the nation there are thousands if not millions of black turkeys who end up being consumed by white people on Thanksgiving Day.
And what does Donald Trump do?
He pardons two white turkeys named Corn and Cob.
What about the LaQuesha's, Tyrone's, and La'Roy's of the feathered world? Don't they deserve food justice?
Doesn't Donald Trump realize that Thanksgiving more adversely affects black people and living things than it does white people and cracker animals?
How is it that this obtuse man can be so bold and cavalier when it comes to our black turkey brothers and sisters? Doesn't he realize that thousands of black birds will be slaughtered in the name of giving thanks - and the nerve that millions of black people won't be able to cook a moist turkey and will instead chew like a cat with a furball in its mouth.
According to N Double A L Cee Pee spokesperson, Ramone De'Laverne N'Shirley, "Donald Trump continues to insult people of color as he frees the white turkey instead of the black one. He could have pardoned a latino turkey but he calls them rapists and murderers as they dare cross from Mehico into the fake border of the United States. The President is so insensitive that a black turkey will be eaten instead of being given a chance to be a rap artist wearing tens of pounds of gold chains. Why not sentence the white turkey to death - he's no better than the cops who intentionally pick black men and turkeys to kill instead of nailing a white one or two dozen!"
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