Dateline: Crypt Keepers of America
Presidential Corpse, Joe Biden, was spotted outside of his casket which is stored in the basement of the White House, as he claimed credit for the improvement in the China Virus situation. Because it is a miracle that he can come and go from his casket, he also has crafted a narrative that he has managed to also slay the Wuhan clan's greatest hits by suddenly creating three different vaccines for the virus and then being able to create millions of doses of the vaccine and sticking millions of needles in the arms of Americans all while Donald Trump did nothing in response.
Oddly, and perhaps queerly, I received a shot in my arm weeks before the corpse was coronated as King. I guess the corpse is a magician and a time traveler.
Or he's a liar.
It is even queerer how the myth of Trump's do nothing status can be passed off and believed by millions of Americans. There has NEVER been such a quick reaction to a virus and developing one, two, and three vaccines for the virus in less than a year.
You can fact check that. You asshole Biden lovers (Trump haters) can't make up your own facts even if you lie and repeat the mantra so often that you make Nazis blush with your propaganda vomit machine.
There the corpse was this week propped up before a podium and he looked like he was talking even if the eyes were not convincing in their near marble-like visage. He raised a finger or two and managed to sound so empathetic as he read the words of his minions.
And if you peeons watching him are lucky, you'll be allowed by Heir Corpse to exit your houses and to go outside to celebrate July 4th (no longer called Independence Day for obvious reasons that opposing tyranny makes you a domestic terrorist).
The corpse that was reading the teleprompter is also the fastest spender of your grand children's cash in American history. Even King Pimple of a Man took more than several months to piss away $800 billion in stimulus money that did nothing to stimulate anything other than leftist crotches and green (black) holes of failed alternative energy projects and unions.
Of course the American news media has become Pravda and they were gushing with praise on how the corpse read the speech. I'm sure King Pimple of a Man is a bit outraged because no one delivered better reading of a teleprompter than he. This man could not say thank you without a teleprompter. And the corpse has back up teleprompters in case one commits suicide while spewing the lies that support the Corpse.
Meanwhile the Corpse has not given a Constitutionally required State of the Union speech. I suspect this is because there will be a crisis fabricated that will allow him to just print up a speech and hand it to Nancy Pelosi to read so she can do something other than to eat $20 per pint ice cream from her $20k refrigerator/freezer. I bet she won't tear up that speech. She'll probably rub it against her dried up skanky pussy.
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