| FROM AUDITIONS TO
TOP 24
The elephant in the room that
constantly paraded through the audition rooms and through each
episode of "American Idol" season 21 was a profound
lack of actual talent.
Of course there was the
over-reliance of sob back stories and the over infestation of
snowflakes and prima donnas whose only real ability is to add
"runs" to songs that never should have
them. There was an enormous contestant that
had matching amounts of slobber over his enormous body size that
didn't match his actual limited singing
ability. There were the female performers who
wore cowboy boots to make them country girls.
Sadly, each time these were worn, they looked like Honky Tonk
whores. There were performers who seemed to get
passed onto each round because they met the "color
bar" of the current worthless pandering to skin
pigmentation.
Remember that American Idol
has passed on some jewels that later outperformed the actual
winners. There have been over half of the winners
who have done jack shit with their careers while less than a
hand's full of fingers actually hit
"stardom". All too often there are
the ones who never won who have had staying power and who have
made the most of things - I'll proudly point to David Archuleta
as an example of doing it his way and keeping it real and
keeping God in his heart.
This season was so awful that
I couldn't take more than two episodes live without pulling my
hair out. I stopped listening and pushed the season off
until I could do a marathon session of watching the ear misery
over a weekend. At this point I don't know who
won and I'm in the second episode of "Hollywood Week"
though I think I did see a youtube thumbnail of the top
three. If that is the case, this season will have
been a profound waste of time.
I cannot let this go - I don't
care how morbidly obese you are - if you are of an average
talent with a great and touching backstory, you aren't worthy of
winning anything. The fact that you'd let
yourself get so morbidly obese is shocking.
This guy is a health time bomb with a life expectancy of 30 or
under. Instead of pushing him to compete on a voice
show, his relatives should have gotten him medical
attention. I'm unmoved and shocked he
advances.
I'm at this point also not
worried about the names of any of these contestants.
My ears can tell me who is worth spit and who is
worthless. Sadly my eyes endure watching
them.
Okay, let's also hunt down the
autistic, long-haired "pitch perfect"
disaster. He makes my ears bleed - he is not
perfect in any way and rubs our noses in his malady.
I rebuke this garbage and want him gone. He brings
down the show with his constant pointing to how imperfect he
is. Look at this guy long enough and you see a
overweight Jeffery Dahmer with long hair.
Creepy! The trio of misfits had no business going
through other than to provide meatloaf filler for the other
episodes. One could sing and the other two were
horrific. And he was not pitch perfect.
I'm watching the pairing of
Cam and some freak - looks like a dude dressed like a chick -
this asshole bailed on Cam and then wanted back in to do the
duo. Cam was upset and phoned it in as he was caught
off guard. The freak feasted on Cam's decline and
this is abhorrent. I am shocked this asshole got
through. I didn't think Cam can really sing
that well but he was pulled down by that clown gender
speculator.
Outrageous! Add this as a another reason
I loathe gender speculation - you are not normal and you are
mental cases!
One contestant bailed in
"Hollywood Week" and let me just say that cunt
deserves the name. She left her duo partner on stage
as she walked off claiming illness. Nothing
worse than a quitter. A total cunt.
NOW CUTTING TO
24. MORE MISERY.
Lead off with the bitch that
chose to sleep instead of practicing. She apologized
to the judges which shows she is a passive aggressive
cunt/diva. I loathe people like this. She
reminds me of Jay Hoe. She is all concerned about
her slutty looks and the voice is vaporware. As the Church
Lady would say, "She loves herself".
And now for the bloated
Jeffrey Dahmer. He is glued to a keyboard.
Thankfully the judges are telling him the truth about his awful
voice. The good news is my ears and eyes don't
need to endure him anymore. Now he can take
his autism excuse elsewhere.
What was not miserable was WE
ANI (I don't do accent marks for anyone).
While her speaking voice is like a mouse, she roars when
singing! She actually has talent.
She is the fly in the ointment of misery. That is a
good thing.
Then came the
"Queen" misery. Overdone. Off
key. Miserable. Circus sideshow.
Lady 2x4 - Platinum chippie
female that has no figure didn't make it. She wona
Platinum ticket and ended up biting it.
Then there was the fake Bruno
Mars Platinum ticket holder. Bad impersonation
of Bruno. Sadly he was passed onto the top 24.
More misery.
Pink and orange twig moves
onto top 24. Why? Why must
we endure more off key performances? And then they cut
"Fire" who has given it her all. I don't
understand this shit. Pink and Orange sucks.
Amen that Lucy Love moves
on. Not the prettiest, but she has some serious soul
to her.
"Near Death"
experience moves on. The story about his life trumps
his actual abilities. His only positive quality is
him singing Christian music. Not a compelling
performer.
Two female performers who
nailed their pre-24 performances went through. They
are so much better than some of the clowns that got in.
Dawson is a cute Mormon who
seems to be dealing with more than this faith. He
should talk to David Archuleta for his complete
freedom. Maybe not the best but at least my
ears don't bleed listening to him and my eyes are not bruised
either.
Cam is far better than he
knows. Could be the best singer in this very limited
collection of frauds. He didn't make the 24 and some real
lowlifes did. Outrageous. I really felt for this
kid. He deserved better.
Bleached snake haired white
cow is up next. Unremarkable voice. How she
made it this far is proof this show is not based on a search for
talent. Her hair is pure hippie down to the filthy,
dirty look. She can't sing. Awful. She
made the top 24? What a crock. She's
awful.
Now they are just putting
anyone in the top 24 with Hanah going in. Cam should
be in, not that witch.
Astrologer was welcomed into
the 24 after tormenting the Carpenters in her awful and shrieky
rendition..
Fat white boy with long hair
tried to rock on. Thankfully he rocked out of
the top 24.
Down to the final three and
one slot left - morbid obese non-talent with Matt Wilson who has
real talent and then yet another country male singer from a two
bit cowpoke town. Oh, he's Colin.
Whatever. Well, he has a nice bulge in those
jeans. Obese guy needs to lose 100 pounds - it impedes him
being able to sing. Over rated and worthless
performer. Pity party back story clown. Can't
believe he made it with that tiny voice and significantly
oversized mass of blubber.
The judges just created a top
26 - fat dude with small voice could have taken three airline
seats with his fat butt - but Colin and Matt made
it. Oh well. |
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