| THE TOP 5 AND KEEP
THE FAT AND DISNEY SHIT
How fitting that the woke and
worthless Disney be the host for this rancid collection of the
worst American Idolists ever to reach the top
five.
We Ani - The mouse that is
inconsistent. She's rarely good and rarely the
worst. But she's never spot on. Going
out with the sound of a broadway level of talent.
She lost eighty pounds of hair for this performance.
Hardly an American Idol. Oh, those horrific
final notes - off key!
Zachariah the Clown - He's
awful - he's a joke and a clown. He really can't
sing. He is just a performance artist that is a musical
clown. Putrid performance. The
trainwreck season is boiling down to the worst ever.
Colin the Fake Cowboy -
Wearing all black and has no voice - it is like he can't
overcome the music being played. What a
joke.
Megan Wide Face Tiny Eyes -
Bringing out the fake raspy voice that she discovered when
impersonating Bonnie Raitt. Sounds better than a dog
howl. Not by much.
Iam The Fat Ass Hawaiian Punch
- The lard ass cannot open his mouth to sing.
Awful. The boulder can't move and is awful as a
performer. Why do people think that is
singing? It is garbage. Disgusting and obese
wrappings!
We Ani Goes for a Second
Attack Upon our ears. Now wrapped in aluminum
foil and sequins - she is like Jennifer Hudson - worthless as a
singer - stage production quality charisma.
Zachariah Tortures Us
Again. Ghastly vocals - clown act - disgusting
off tune and ruins the song that requires actual ability to hit
notes. Ktel would reject this.
Colin the Fake Cowboy - Voice
disappears again. He just can't project.
Totally invisible singer. Not a hint of talent or
inspiration.
Megan the
Miserable. She cannot decide who she is - gone
is the raspy voice and now is a poor Loretta Lynn
sound. Fake performer.
Aim. 100% Fat. 0%
Talent. Still doesn't move. Sounds
as awful as always - he has nothing unique about him other than
being overrated and being fat. No
variety. Total boredom.
TOP THREE - Colin the Fake
Cowboy. Megan the Miserable.
Fat ass Iam. |
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