Sadly, I listened to Glenn Beck today on the way to work.    I say sadly, because I remember that at one time around 2006, Beck was an innovative broadcaster who grasped reality and was the next big thing.

In 2016, Glenn Beck has significant psychological issues - so severe that I pray he'll kill himself and we can be done with him.

Beck is a former DJ who is an alcoholic and a Mormon and who is a prolific writer.    He was once one of the brightest stars on the national airwaves, but has gone through some tough times lately as he has both physical and psychological problems - the former being far less serious than the latter.   

In listening to 30 minutes of the Beck show today, he was once again claiming the moral high ground by preaching against Trump (lest ye not be judged you fucking moron, Beck).    With no particular allegiance to Trump, I do find the reasons behind Beck's whining to be rather remarkable being expressed by a man over 50 years of age.

He claims that Trump's victory in the nomination process for the Republicans was a bad thing and that by being in the running for the nomination ruined it for little dick Rubio and big schmuck Ted Cruze.    I am not sure I was able to grasp the logic of Beck's position since there was so little of it to grasp.   Supposedly Trump had no place ruining it for Little Dick and Big Schmuck and since Trump isn't a pure conservative (outstretch your hand and arm and click your heels together and imagine 1930's Germany).    So rather than just pander to an ideology, Trump is guilty of not playing fair with the children who wanted to play in Trump's sandbox.

It was also said by Beck that Trump didn't play fair.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.   

Beck then goes into a tirade that Trump never had a chance to win and that Little Dick could have been a significant foe to Kankles the Klown - alas, Beck forgets that Little Dick is afraid of clowns and his own shadow.   And he couldn't even master being an effective asshole against Trump; rather Little Dick came off as an unwashed asshole and soon he disappeared (where hopefully he found some Charmin).    Over at the Big Schmuck Green Eggs and Ham workshop, Theodore Big Schmuck wanted to make sure that you all knew he was a Motha Fucking Superior to us all - and even though I liked that he respected the Constitution, I wasn't prepared to suck his dick like the Mormon Glenn Beck did to the tune of over $500k in direct and indirect campaign contributions to his campaign.

Of course Beck will seek to blame the election of Kankles the Klown as President (he's predicting it like a bad leftist swine poll) on Trump and his supporters instead of blaming it on ill prepared Little Dicks and Big Schmucks who couldn't win even if they had a Lottery Scratch off ticket that had every space as a winner.    

Beck is of course covering his own dirty ass by pointing fingers - with two weeks to go and Kankles the Klown being proved on a daily basis to be the witch, the bitch, and the liar we always knew she was - Beck wants you to know he's not to blame (even though he is).    This jerk is a two-faced miscreant who writes on a black board and cries like a baby having to clean the erasers.    This metrosexual whimpering douchebag is a coward - a blowhard - a rancid, mean-spirited man-cunt who likely thinks manspreading is something you do with semen on a Ritz.

Beck also finds someone who shares his belief that the rabid right conservative talk show hosts that aren't named Beck are out there to sell commercial time over being true conservatives and standing up for Little Dick and Big Schmuck.   Apparently in the world of Beck, you can't be a serious piece of shit until you just sell your soul to an undersized penis and a really big dick head.    And since neither of these phallicals had a chance to win, let's just put principle over victory and pretend that we are just too precious to win Miss Butterchurn 2016.    Being a principled loser is a high and mighty position to take as you sit underneath the hole in a portable johnny.    Better to lose with shit on your face than to be a winner with bold intentions!

Of course I am a Libertarian who finds much laughter in the repugnant Right - but since these clowns aren't as skilled as the Democrats in selling out their country, their founding fathers, and your children and grand children (that manage to escape a partial birth abortion), I leave the Repugnicons to fight amongst themselves and to circle jerk to blanks and cries for more Viagra.

I close hoping that God will take Beck soon and that Hillary Clinton will trip over a lie and knock herself out so she just looks like a beached whale.   I wish that Donald Trump would have his hair attack him and eat him up and give himself a good fondle and a pinch on the rear and kiss his own arse.

I am not sure whom I'll write in Tuesday two weeks removed, but whomever gets my vote will likely have four feet and a tail and meow.

I will freely admit that since about 2005, I have listened to Glenn Beck's radio show.

At one time his show was innovative and common sense ruled the day.   He was a refreshing radio talk show host that offered a compelling alternative to the Republican Party suckups like Sean Hannity or Laura Ingraham.     At the same period in time, even Rush Limbaugh was more elephant humper than independent thinker - but things have changed.   Limbaugh moved away from the classic Republicans who just pander to the rich but hide behind moderate curtains.     Hannity really has never changed.   His nose is up the elephant's ass so much that his hair is brown instead of salt and pepper.

Glenn Beck has changed too - he once made sense - now he is an incessant whining, weeping, and crusading religious blivethead.    I am a Christian - one who loves me some Jesus and God but I don't need to go to church to share my love.  I don't need to flaunt it in other people's faces.   I don't need to be holier than thou (except on political principles which is fair game in a debate with like minded politico-philes) with religion.  I believe what I believe - you believe what you will - and we just don't go much further with it.

But Beck has become just plain weird.    Once upon a time I shared a common political ideology with him - love of country and its founding fathers and documents.    With my increasing energy being devoted to finding out about my ancestors who fought for our freedom in America back in the 1700's and beyond, I am more than proud to be a stinking Yankee and to wrap myself in the stars and bars far more often than I probably should.

Beck has become a blathering Christian sledgehammer - all judgmental - but in a sort of new wave version of Bible Humper.    He understands gay people he says.   He hires the best and brightest regardless of political ideology to be on his staff.    Yet when he opens his mouth he becomes a blubbering imbicile lambasting those who are against the infestation of the southern roaches and having the audacity to wish these miscreants a swift trip back to from wherever the hell they came.  

Beck has raised over $700,000 to date to feed these miscreants under the guise of love and peace - because these are children who have managed to make a 45 day, 1000 mile or more trip - we should be sensitive to them and to not forsake them.     I supposed there is a point to make sure that we don't have 50,000 corpses on our hands and with this Administration demonstrating daily that it is even more incompetent and unprepared to govern than we thought the day before, Beck's mission to feed the infection is the best disgusting approach we should take, but he now becomes complicit in supporting a policy that reminds me of "Brave Heart" where Richard The Long Shanks noted that "if we can't drive them out, we'll breed them out".   So Obama and all of those who make it easy and comfortable for the southern infection to persist have a long-term belief that if we just get a sufficient amount of breeding stock in the country, they can displace the evil caucasians and render them the wonderful second class status they deserve.    Apparently having families arriving here with sperm donor and portable womb bringing their brood with them hasn't worked fast enough, so we now have to bring in the budding hormone machines where they'll reproduce almost upon entrance of the country - and the process of taking over the country is even more efficient.

I understand Beck's compassion - but he's a whiney bitch on radio these days - utterly defensive and self-righteous in an oscillating approach where he's one place one second and half way round the world the next.    It would be a crime to allow these 50,000 miscreants to die - it would not be fair to treat them like feti and give them the slut death sentence - these miscreants have already hatched - are already La Raza (The Race) puppets and would make too much of a sob story to allow to perish should that happen without Beck's support.   I get the humanity.   I get the logic of feeding the poor.    But these people made their own choices - they did not just accidentally cross the border - they were egged on by the most incompetent, evil, and dishonest administration in history.    So in one paragraph we have the paradox of doing what is right and doing what is right - the only option is to do the most good while seeking not to harvest more of this administration's evil.

In the end, it is the whining of Beck that has become pointless.   He is self-righteous - God-driven like a mooslim suicide bomber - but with an intellectual snobbery that borders on listening to the entire cast of douche-bags on MSNBC.     I now listen to him just to see what the enemy says and to prepare for whatever monster of a public opinion backlash he can create with his ever-growing media empire.    Those who dismiss him really don't understand what he is creating - you should be very aware that he has now out-flanked the conventional media and is becoming a consolidated and efficient media machine on his own - something that the left is lazy in doing and unprepared to handle.