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The NFL makes it impossible to use the correct term for their shit bowl, so they get what they deserve by showing the league all the contempt I can.

What a disgusting racist action that was committed 15 minutes prior to kickoff - pointing out black college Hall of Flame players - this is really racist since those colleges are racist themselves and the NFL cherry picked these victims for their exploitation - instead of noting the inclusive Hall of Fame, they picked the sisterhood race of perpetual victimhood.    This is another disgusting pandering since the league has pandered to boob cancer for years.

I am so over black people.   Either you are Americans or you are dead to me.

Luke Bryan nails the National Anthem.   Guess the NFL has to pander to redneck white people now.

Communist Pope Francis calls the Pooper Bowl "a sign of peace, of friendship, and of solidarity."    I guess being violent and racist by hiring a disproportionate number of blacks is what it also means.

President Bush and the Bush womb were welcomed to the coin toss.    Imagine all those white people applauding Bush because he's white.

What a refreshing Super Bowl - totally King Pimple of a Man free - he and his bitch cunt wife are off somewhere fuming that this is not about them.

Sir Orange Hair is the next Afro had his time much earlier than King Pimple used to be granted.

Ford commerical - bravo - give me a new GT and I'll run over every leftist after they are smashed by a new F-150.

Atlanta won the toss and defers - the New England Cheaters will have to trot out their cheater Tomasina Brady to get smashed.

Brady is a wuss of the first degree - he hates getting hit.

The NFL needs to make it illegal for men who wear snake hair that covers their name and number and to ban them from playing.

Cheaters have to punt.   They failed to get a first down.

Once again, I'll say that the New England defense is half as good as they are said to be - Atlanta's is much better than claimed.

Game being called by the dog turd Troy Barkman and someone of no significance.

Atlanta's first play goes for 37 yards.   FIRST DOWN!

Atlanta stopped and now the New England Cheaters have the ball at their own ten yard line.

Fuck Mexican Avocados.

Atlanta not getting any pressure on the Cheater - they must hit him and do it often.

Tomasina Brady is sacked.    Praise the Lord.

Mother Fucker Brady sacked again - LOVED IT!

Stupid Shittles commercial.

Falcons stopped again - now the Cheaters have their third time with the ball.

Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beer - how to burn millions on a commercial and it is all gas.

Stupid GoDaddy commercial - officially the worst company to do business with if you have a problem.

Super Bowl history was made - New England Cheaters were held without a touchdown in the first quarter for the first time in the cheater era.

Life WTR.  Clear piss with a better taste.

Cheaters fumble the ball - blow their third possession.

The worst commercial of the game is the one featuring the two time honor's code violator Cam Cheating - crybaby of the Carolina Paper Tigers NFL team - this jerk evaded being kicked out of school for turning in two term papers he did not write and evaded the police when he had possession of a stolen laptop; this jerk is in a commercial with children for Buick!  Outrageous exploitation of children by a dishonest and tantrum throwing asshole!

Atlanta is driving - and the cheaters are gasping for air as they are getting their asses kicked.

Commercial with Justine Bieber wearing glasses while wearing a Tux.   He looked hot.

Touchdown Atlanta - fuck all you New England Cheater fans and the shitwagon you arrived to the game.    New England Cheater defense was destroyed on that drive - it was like watching a bully steal a little child's lunch money.

Mother Fucker Cheaters can't convert and now have to give up the ball to Atlanta's offense which has been buggering the Cheaters without lube.

Stay tuned for the Pepsi No Sugar Half Time show featuring the no talent Lady Gag Gag.

The Falcons are killing the worthless and overrated New England Cheater defense - TOUCHDOWN - Atlanta is raping the Cheaters.   Atlanta 14, Mother Fucker Cheaters from Bean Town have shit.

Waaaaaaaaaaaa - Atlanta is playing defense!   The look on Tomasina Brady's face is delicious - he is indignant that Atlanta dares to play defense against him.

Tomasina Brady gave the ball away - pick six - Atlanta is killing the Cheaters - I absolutely love this!

Atlanta 21, the Cheaters got shit.

Cheaters just erased the shit on the board and put up a pathetic 3 points to now trail by 18 points.

And now it is time for the worthless Lady Gag Gag half time show - zero talent to go with zero sugar with the sponsor Pepsi.   All show - after jumping off the roof the show was off-tune - horrible sound - gimmick and no talent - its like an off tune circus - slutty and disgusting - definitely not in the same talent and singing ability of Bruno Mars who had a great half time show with no gimmicks - no one has done more with less talent than Lady Gag Gag - I'm not sure where her schooling enters here - looks like wasted money - we can end the debate about this witch - she's a great showman - she's an absolute disaster as a singer - she's gasping for air - wtf?   Sounds like she ripped off someone else's work in her conversion to shorts and glitter shoulder pads - I've heard that before and that is not hers!   That's all?    It was a disaster of audio proportions.    It was like a noisy theatre production.

I'm over the Subaru commercials featuring dogs.   But if Subaru didn't use dogs their only other customers are 500 pound Lesbians.   Maybe I see why they use dogs in their commercials.  Pitchy and bitchy.

Cheaters stop the Falcons on the first Atlanta series of the second half.

Audi pandering to feminazis with the fake news of unequal pay for equal work - absolutely disgusting political posturing - based on fakery.

Cheaters get shit on their position - just not a very good team tonight - and I love their choking!

Atlanta is back to cutting that shitty Cheater defense to pieces!

Have the cheaters given up?    What a repugnant amount of effort this defense is showing.

FUCK YOU!    Atlanta TOUCHDOWN!    Cheaters are getting their asses whooped tonight - so delicious!   This is as delicious as Alabama losing the NCAA Championship.

Atlanta 28, Cheating bitches from beantown - three.

If you think I'm not being Southern, let it be known that I am wearing long white gloves wearing a sun bonnet and beautiful yellow gingham dress while sipping a mint julip while watching the game on the front porch.    Them Yankees need to pay for marching through the south like they owned it.   Tonight we own their asses!

Cheaters get a touchdown and show their pathetic nasty yankee cheating selves as they miss the extra point.

Atlanta 28 and the Bean Town Boogers 9.

Tomasina Brady just planted as he was driving his cheating team downfield.   And with third and goal looming, that asshole Brady was planted again!   LOVED IT!    Cheaters had to go for a field goal.

Cheaters still behind by 16.

Atlanta had the ball and lost a fumble on a sack.    Then the jerk Brady was planted for the fifth time.

Cheaters just scored a touchdown - will go for two points - and make it an 8 point game.

Cheaters just gave up a 39 yard pass to take pressure off Atlanta.   Another big play as sideline triple toe tap for a first down!   Muddled play, a sack, a penalty, and then a missed penalty against the Cheaters - punt time - giving Tomasina Brady another chance.

The Bitch Brady just got pounded - he's wounded.     Two incompletions and a desperation third down coming up!   Cheaters get a 16 yard pass to get a field goal with 3 minutes left.

A commercial makes me want to never buy Sprite again as LeBrick James of the Cleveland Upchucks is featured - he is a revolting human being and I'd never buy jack he sells.

Cheaters are driving - lucky catch has them primed to score - but they are down by 8 - gonna take a lot of cheating to tie this game.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeite - cheaters score TD - now 2 point conversion..... tie game.    Making hay out of penalties being called.

Super Bowl history - we are going to overtime for the first time.

 Cheaters driving - previous play was obvious missed offensive holding - then defensive pass interference.

CHEATERS WIN

It did not take long, King Pimple of a Man made an appearance about two hours before kickoff - this jerk knows nothing about sports since his record of predictions is even worse than an average housewife.   He knows even less about how to be a man and how to be a President.   I knew this jerk would get face time - we are still waiting for Moochelle to stick her camel face onto the TV.    Of course he was not asked any tough questions by a leftist female reporter.    Of course he lied during the interview about jobs and wages and saying energy production is up when he had nothing to do with it.   What a disgusting person he is - he is saying we should build our infrastructure even though he has overspent by $7 trillion and that money should have been spent there so we'd have TANGIBLE results - we have not - what an asshole he is.   It was interesting to see the unsanitary food handling in the kitchen where bare hands were being used to handle raw foods and all the hired help were minorities.   Come on, King Pimple - you are a focking man - men don't drink beer with their pinkies raised unless you are gay.

Pizza Hut - 4:45 pm Eastern

Horrific - featured commensurate kicking man in the balls (one wonders why we don't PUNCH women in the boobs on commercials?) - washed up football players - stuffed crust.    Replayed at 5:14 p.m.   Replayed at 6:15 p.m and was just as stupid.

Mountain Dew - 4:46 Eastern

Stupid.   Men in a basement dancing stupid.   Replayed at 5:43 p.m. - made even less sense the second time around.   Replayed at 6:07 p.m.    Simply awful.

Pizza Hut - 4:51 p.m.
Metrosexual wimpy commercial - muddled - selfie - people exploding puppy.   Pretzel shit.

Turbo Tax - 4:54 p.m.
Not even sure what this commercial was selling.

ATT - 4:53 p.m.
Made no sense.

Geico - 4:55 p.m.
Recycled old icky woods.

Pizza Hut - 4:55 p.m.
I guess they were selling pizza.

Red Nose Day - 4:56 p.m. 
What the fock was that about?

Universal Theme Parks - 5:02 p.m.
Piece of shit theme park - awful place to visit.

Mercedes - Big Race - 5:14 p.m.

Don't get what the Big Race is.   More of this shit at 5:25 p.m.

ATT - LTE - 5:15 p.m.

Recycled old commercial.

Cheerio's - LOVE - 5:15 p.m.

Dad gets up early - brat already in refrigerator.    Wuss appeal.

Healthcare.gov - 5:24 p.m.

Government lying and pissing millions of money that could have been actually used to cover people without the income to afford insurance.   Outrageous. 

Avocados from Mexico - 5:26 p.m.

Pathetic - commercial didn't even mention Avacados.    There is nothing I want from Mexico except for their dirt bag illegal aliens to go back there and to get the hell out of the US.  Rerun with less effect at 7:16 p.m.

BMW - Arthur C. Clarke - 5:44 p.m.

About BMW - but you won't remember it in an hour.

Insurgent - 5:45 p.m.

I guess it was about a movie.

Chevrolet Colorado - 6:06 p.m.

A bloated asian fake mid-sized truck - try following one - you won't be able to see over the tailgate - worse than following a full-sized truck.    Awful commercial.   Then there was another one with a guy on a scooter - and no - if you are on a scooter, you don't want an inefficient, bloated fake mid-sized truck that is as big as a full-sized truck from a decade ago.   Second version at 6:09 p.m.

Reebok - Be More Human - 6:14 p.m.

When you don't know who the advertiser is until the last minute, the commercial was awful.

Sponge Bob Movie - 6:24 p.m.

A clunker movie made for idiots.

McDonald's - 6:25 p.m.

I didn't get it - I wasn't lovin it.

Another Jurassic Park Movie - 6:31 p.m.

Yawn.   This is like thinking the Titanic was going to resurface in the movie that took three hours to sink.

Chevrolet Colorado - WIFI - 6:37 p.m.

If only the tv had gone out for the commercial.

Toyoduh Corolluh - 6:40 p.m.

Rolling road vomit - spreads rabies with its putrid exterior design - and then kills you when you open the door.

Turbo Tax - 6:41 p.m.

One of the most repulsive commercials ever - historically vomit inducing.

Game of War - 6:45 p.m.

Too much titties and fish.

Tomorrowland - 6:46 p.m.

What the hell was that?

Brady Something - 6:51 p.m.

Snickers.    Its never good without Betty White in it.

Kennedy and the Sea - 7:00 p.m.

Guess it is for a cruise line - can't tell as the commercial is playing.

Shittles - 7:01 p.m.

Vomit inducing putrid candy.

Lexus - 7:02 p.m.

Ugly SUV's and a commercial to match.

Kim Slut - T-Mobile - 7:03 p.m.

Untalented person who is something even though she is nothing - save the data - whoop.

A dog and a horse - 7:05 p.m.

Finally a commercial that lives up to billing!   Budweiser is back!

Nationwide - 7:07 p.m.

Pretty woman - not - stupid.

Coca Cola - 7:15 p.m.

Interesting one about spilled coke and love. 

Dove - Daddy - 7:19 p.m.

Wow, a commercial where men aren't kicked in the nuts or made fun of.

Doritos - 7:23 p.m.

Child and baby.

Nissan and Dad - 7:24 p.m.

Great commercial.   Touching and has brand awareness. 

Weathertech - 7:29 p.m.

Dull but clear branding.

Fiat Crossover - 7:41 p.m.

Blue pill clever.

Run like a Girl - 8:29 p.m.

Of course there is such thing as running like a girl and throwing like one.    But the truth does not matter these days if you can pander to women by insulting men.    This is exactly what the maker of female that time of the month products "Always" went out and did.   And for that no man should ever have to pay a dime for women's healthcare in insurance - sink the whole bill to the cunt owners for their cunt maintenance issues.

Dodge - 100 years - 9:44 p.m.

Unique angle with 100 year old people - cute.

Jeep Renegade - 9:07 p.m.

About as ugly a vehicle you can build - that is not a Jeep.

Loctite - "Short Bus" - 9:21 p.m.

Looked like the passengers of the short bus with a blue sign were dancing.

Doritos - "When Pigs Fly" - 9:37 p.m.

Cute if you can remember the product tomorrow.

 

The game the NFL deserves - two of the most repugnant teams meet to see who can elevate their unprofessional and dishonest play to the heights of disgust.

With that said, I cannot root for the Seathugs.    A team with as many repulsive and disgusting players deserves to lose.

It should be noted that if you added up the combined IQ of all Seattle Seathug fans (12th man) they would be dumber than one seagull.

National Anthem - it was plodding and without significant merit - could have been done better by any high school student.   Took as long to finish as a woman to reach climax.

Michelle Tafoya once again proved how little she adds on the sidelines.   If we are to have women on the sidelines, make them do it nude - since that is the only reason they are there - T and A.

Seathugs won coin toss and will defer to second half - New England offense will therefore start the game.

It is now game time and all the foreplay is over.

Refs missed Seattle offsides on the kickoff.

New England taking small slices on Seathugs - get first down.   Tomasina Brady misfires on third down and the Seathugs get the ball.   Seathugs did their dirty play by running into the kicker and it was a dirty hit with a leg whip - should have been a 15 yard penalty - refs botch a second call.

Seathugs do nothing with the ball by giving it to Shittles.   Forced to punt after getting only eight yards on three carries!

Clearly Seathugs are not prepared for New England's ball control offense.    Slow slicing.    And then Tomasina Brady throws interception - thankfully Seathug who intercepted is hurt.   Looks like a broken arm.   Love it!

Bitch Princess Wilson runs since he cannot pass.    Shittles gets a first down with 50 seconds left in the first quarter.   Big Whoop.   Princess Wilson just got smashed trying to prance around the back field.   Princess Wilson fails again - right now he has negative 2 yards passing.   The bitch is overrated - a running back who he thinks can throw.

It is clear that New England is executing their game plan - Seathugs have no offense whatsoever.

Fock you, Seathugs - New England scores a touchdown after digesting the Seathugs all game - this game has been all New England.   Seathugs have not showed up in the first half.   At this point New England has 140 yards of offense and Seathugs have 20 yards.   Princess Wilson has been inept - 2 yards passing.

Seathug ineptitude continues - Princess gets sacked and Shittles gets nothing - now third and eight.   Wilson has not completed a pass to either team in the first half - now he has negative five yards passing - Seathugs have 22 yards offense.

New England three and out because of Yip Yap Sherman interference that was not called by officials -third blown call by referees.

Refs blew a spot on first pass completion by Princess.   It was well short - fourth blown call in the game.

Referees have blown this game giving the Seathugs opportunities they have not earned - Seathugs score touchdown on a drive where a first down was not earned.

Fock you, Seathugs!   Even with the help of the referees, you cannot stop Tomasina Brady with his slow slicing offense - you are outclassed - you look like flaccid peens with no hope of erection.    Touchdown Patriots!

Seathugs caught a napping Patriots team and score a touchdown.   Game even.    The pain of a Katty Perry half time show approaches.

As I suspected, Katty cannot sing in real life - her performance is not unlike Lady Gag Gag - all show and no talent as a singer.   Clearly she isn't talented like Bruno Mars.  100% gimmick - no talent.   And we have to remember that the NFL was charging acts to perform for half time and Katty was the only idiot to actually agree to pay to perform.   In prior years the NFL paid performers to perform.  Lenny K was okay - but that crap singer female was horrific at the end - all ghetto - all noise.

Seathugs march down the field behind Shittles and then get stuffed - forced to kick what looks like a field goal....and that gives the Seathugs a 3 point lead.

I thought the Seathugs would make 2nd half adjustments as they always do - the only clear thing that they do well as a team - and right now they have the Patriots on their heels.    Touchdown Seathugs.

This game has the potential of being a blowout - Tomasina Brady is a coward and a wuss - the street ball of the Seathugs is kicking in.

But Tomasina Brady pulls her head of her arse and drives to a touchdown score with 8 minutes left in the game - now Seathugs and Referees 24, Patriots 21.

Princess Wilson chokes and fails to make anything on the next series - time to kick to Patriots with 7 minutes left in the game.

Tomasina Brady has just brought the Patriots back against the evil Seathugs - touchdown number 4 - it is now 28-24 - now putting pressure on Princess Wilson who has to score a touchdown to win the game - no tie possible as it stands now.

Princess Wilson just threw the game away - what a stupid ass bitch he is!   Well deserved bonehead play!

Up yours, 12th man - Seathugs fans - you stupid bitches deserved this loss in the way it happened!   Fock you bitches!   Seathugs falling apart - jump offsides - you pieces of crap.   Now the seathugs are showing how unprofessional they are - typical ghetto tactics - there is no class in Seattle.   Seathug was ejected for his unprofessional and unsportsmanlike conduct - this team can't lose with class - they don't win with class - ghetto ghetto thugs.

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