The time has come to punish the lazy, snowflake drivers who imperil the rest of our lives by failing to COMPLETELY clear their vehicle of accumulated snow and ice.
There are around 15 states in the United States who penalize drivers for failing to remove all snow and ice from their vehicles, but these laws are not significant and don't go far enough for the selfish actions of drivers of snow-covered vehicles.
Perhaps some of you are obtuse, lazy, selfish, or just don't give a fuck about anyone else but yourself.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa ... my hands will get cold if I have to completely scrape the snow off my vehicle!
Well, then don't drive, jackass!
Here in Virginia, snow happens to be a hit or miss affair, but one thing is consistent, lazy drivers threaten careful drivers' lives by failing to clean their vehicles off completely from snow and ice. And right now there is basically no law here that addresses this issue like in 15 other states.
I propose the following penalties for a vehicle caught with snow on its roof or other places:
- Immediate impounding of the vehicle and forced tow off the public roads to a place where the driver will have to pay storage and tow fees;
- Fine of $500 for the first offense with license suspension for further violations with fines quadrupling with each successive offense;
- Driving points assessed equal to "reckless driving" charges and summary insurance rate escalations.
- Driver must be subjected to being hit by ice cubes with unprotected face by an ice cube firing squad - 10 cubes on the first offense with each subsequent offense being doubled without limit.
- If a snow or ice flying off the driver's car causes an accident, then the driver of the vehicle will be held criminally liable for a class one felony, subject to jail time and a fine on top of the above; should the accident result in a death of the driver and/or occupants in the following car, then the driver of the offending vehicle should be executed without any life sentence or pardon regardless of the first or subsequent offense nature.
And, yes, this snowstorm that just happened had an incident right before me with a huge slab of snow/ice lift off a vehicle right before me. Thankfully I saw the idiot's vehicle and I allowed distance between me and her (cunt bitch). But that did not prevent me from avoiding having part of the slab slam against my windshield.
