Big Event Face Time For King Pimple
I was an innocent viewer of the pre-game show and I was forced to hurl - King Pimple of a Man and His Moochelle appeared upon my screen interviewed by an absolutely ghastly dressed reporterette named "Gail" - who the fock she is I have no idea - first reaction was she was the muff that Oprah dives on every night, but who knows? Of course she was black - can't have a white reporterette interview King Pimple on national television during a sporting event - that just wouldn't show that black lives matter! Moochelle was dressed in ... all black ... like it was a funeral or a subliminal message to the homies that she has their backs (when she doesn't usually give a flying fock about them). Gail was dressed in a ghastly outfit - part of her yellow dress came out to be grinch green and she wore purple boots. This is proof she is a lesbian. Lesbians have no color coordination skills and talents at all.
Half Time Entertainment Preview
Cold Turd (who never sounds good live and was once exposed for a fraud by the Beach Boys during a Grammy performance back to back) and the whore of all whore, Beyonce, a woman whose only talent is that apparently she is ready to be mounted on a whim, will be the half time excuse to prepare dinner and to run, not walk, from the television.
It's All About Race
CBS was careful to select only stories about black people during the pre-game show, but oddly left out the talented and humble Super Bowl winning QB, Doug Williams, who didn't make his victory all about his blackness. Perhaps this is why he was shut out from being on the pre-game show.
Cam Cheating was shown during pre-game and was dressed in all black with a Superman logo on his chest. There is a definite message of black racism being thrown in our faces today. Black people wearing all black. This has happened three times already.
Pre Game Performance
Some black guy with crater face was trying to sing - performed in all black (!) and had a horrific time with being able to carry a tune - raspy - and huge pitch problems. I guess there was only a few dollars available to hire help for this event - after all, the NFL has to make hundreds of millions in profit and only a few bucks are available to spend on talent. And Cold Turd and Beyonce are playing for free.
Carolina Panthers in black uniforms instead of usual Carolina blue.
Lady Gag Gag offered a moribund performance - plodding and odd - her eyelids covered in red glitter to match her blood red jacket - he hair was long bleach blond. Not appealing to eyes or ears. But she is all about the looks and the sound is always secondary.
Game Time
Stay tuned. More commentary coming. And Cam Cheating is still a cheater.
The only team to invoke race in this game is the Carolina Panthers, dressed in black, and will defer the kickoff to start the second half. The Broncos which is the home team which elected to eschew their orange uniforms as unlike will use their traveling white uniforms like the Dallas Rump Riders do.
Just remember that the Carolina Panthers only beat four teams with a winning record to advance to the Super Bowl. They beat 13 teams that had losing records during the season.
Broncos score first and have committed the first racist action by taking advantage of the black defense's poor play for most of the drive.
The Panthers wearing black were denied a first down on their opening possession and this is evidence of racism against the Broncos.
Broncos tried to get a first down and then to extent their lead on the team wearing black but the white team failed. Broncos punted and the black receiver was tackled unfairly and with too much energy and it is assumed that this was excessive force on the Broncos. There was no penalty for this excessive force and inhabitants of Charlotte are likely to burn down their city as a result.
Cam Cheating throws a sloppy ball and receiver tries to catch - called incomplete pass - Carolina challenges and white official says incomplete pass. Evidence of racism since QB and receiver were both black.
Broncos were mean and used excessive force on the black QB Cam Cheating - hit him forcing him to fumble the ball into the endzone and the white team stole the ball and got a touchdown. This is evidence of overt racism. How is this possible? If there was anything left in Charlotte that has not been torched over prior racist calls against the black team, those buildings are now on fire for sure.
Broncos wearing white 10 and the team whose black uniforms matter have no points. Racism!
NFL gave Carolina team an affirmative action play because the white team was being mean to the black team and had the audacity to celebrate sacking the black QB for a second time.
End of the first quarter - the Broncos which are wearing white uniforms have shown profound prejudice and disdain for the team in black and have played them unfairly harsh. Since the team in black is supposed to be given special treatment because institutionalized racism, the white team should be forced to give up and go straight to jail for life. The Broncos are not giving Cam Cheating anything and they are harassing him - this is just not fair. I wonder if the real black panthers will now try to burn down Denver tonight as a result.
Cam Cheating is now reduced to being the running back he really is since he is not having a good passing day. This is so unfair of the white team to make things hard for Cam.
The black team scores a touchdown and this is justice. It is just not right that the team in the white uniform should play defense against them.
Evil white team 10 points - black panthers, er, Carolina Panthers 7.
Mean white team, the Broncos, had the audacity to field and to run back a punt and managed to gain enough yards to put them in field goal position. The Broncos took advantage of the black team, the Carolina Panthers, and started to run up the score by actually kicking the field goa.
Evil white team 13 points - Carolina Panthers 7.
It should be noted that the CBS announcing team is the worst in football and is suffering from white guilt as they pander to the Carolina Panthers and show their requisite bias in favor of that team.
NFL has given notice to the referees that this is unfair that the white team should be leading and another affirmative action award has been called against the Broncos for having the audacity to hit the black QB when he became a runner -something he has had to do since he is incompetent in the game passing, er, the white defenders are playing him too well.
Alas the white team stole the ball from the blackest team in the NFL and this is just not right. The white team should never be allowed to benefit from a mistake by a black team player.
The white team was just mean to Cam Cheating on the last drive - they are making him sweat and pant and run around as if he was being chased by the police. And then to add insult to injury, the white team sacked Cam Cheating and ended what was supposed to be a guaranteed scoring drive by the black team. I am not sure how this can be tolerated by the NFL having their black lives matter QB being treated with such contempt by the defense. I mean, that white player came from behind Cam Cheating and tackled him without reading him his rights. The humanity! The audacity of no hope!
Right now this game sucks as much as the commercials - these commercials have been some of the worst ones ever. I can't remember one.
Half time has been so racist with the white uniform wearing Broncos 13 and the black wearing ones of the Carolina Panthers only 7 points. This game has not been fair to Cam Cheating - denying him the legacy he so craves and the attention he believes he deserves celebrating running up the score.
Half Time
Cold Turd was awful - pitchy and off tune - at least they didn't lipsync since live performances are always worse than their digitally corrected recordings.
Then came Bruno Mars - he is this generation's best performer - multi-talented and he can sing well live.
And then the whore came out. Roachella Beyonce. Looked like a hooker and sounded awful. Her only gimmick is she's a slut who thinks she can sing while not on her back.
Aside from Bruno, this half time show was all about how much noise you could make - there was no talent evident. Bruno is downright amazing in his song writing, singing, and dance. He showed everyone up tonight. Bruno was the half time entertainment a few Big Games ago and he had the best show ever. Then some witch got raped by sharks and that marked the low point.
I can picture a youngster in the stands turning to a parent and asking "who is cold turd?"
That was as bad a half time show as I've ever seen aside from Bruno trying to save it. It was like being fucked by a pencil dick and asking him if he is finished yet.
Commericals - when will advertisers realize that putting Alec Baldwin in your ads doesn't sell any of your products. He costs you sales. He's a complete asswipe.
Second Half. Will the NFL make the white team pay for daring to show up the blackest team in the NFL?
We have a problem, Houston. The white uniformed team of Denver has denied the blackest team in the NFL their rightful first score of the second half. Playing good defense against the black team is unjustified and proof of racism. Cam Cheating is being denied his dance routine and being able to use children for his PR game. The NFL must investigate why the Broncos, the team in white, has decided to play and to show up to play tough. This is a developing story and you can be guaranteed that more affirmative action awards will be given to the Panthers as they start to fall further behind in this game.
The white-uniform-wearing Broncos continue to be mean to the black Cam Cheating - he keeps trying to pass and the Broncos keep hitting him. He is just getting pounded back there with excessive energy by the white defense - and to make matters worse, the white defense just intercepted, er, stole, the ball from Cam Cheating. Mind you that the white defense is filled with lots of black players so they must be Uncle Toms and this makes the disdain they are showing toward Cam Cheating even more awful.
The white uniformed team continues to pound Cam Cheating - he is getting so disrespected out there even by his homies. This is not how it was supposed to be. Denver was just supposed to take it so that Cam Cheating could win his Most Valuable Phraud award and then be Big Game MVP. The game is now near the fourth quarter and there are rumors that another QB for Carolina will come in wearing Cam's uniform number and then impersonate Cam so that Cam won't have to risk getting hurt in the fourth quarter.
After trading meaningless possessions, the white football team once again did something mean and stripped (stole) the football from Cam Cheating and advanced the ball close to getting a touchdown. How can this happen? The poor black QB is being tormented and hit and chased and hit again and not given his chance to grin and to dance like he is supposed to. There are now less than 3:30 minutes in the game and it has been a long night of battering on the poor black cheating QB named Cam Cheating!
Cam Cheating's team loses
Denver Broncos 24
Carolina Paper Tigers 10
Carolina Paper Tigers 10
