In your place, my ears have to listen to the mess that is this year's American Idol - and the DISASTER that was last night's top 10 show.
Egads. My ears bled. My eyes watered. I thought I had been hit by a skunk at point blank range. Billy Joel may be Billy Joel, but his songs don't translate well to other singers. And, boy did last night prove that out!
So who will go tonight?
Will it be Leejun? I hope so - his arrogance wore awfully thin on some 14 year old punk on X-Factor - it is sickening on a supposedly mature adult. Comedy is the only thing this jerk brings to the stage because he sings like I do. And believe me - you don't want to hear that!
RESULTS.... My real time comments as they occurred. First come, first written below...
Holly is safe.
Skylar is safe. Vomit.
Elise is safe. Surprise way of doing it. Vomit. She thought she was in the bottom three. I was so hoping it would have been Skylar.
This is too precious. Seven people and three have to be at the bottom. What ploy will American Idol use? Will Heejun go home where he belongs and will he throw a tantrum?
Pausing in results - Lana Delray performing... Who is this awful performer? Gawd - her voice is like nails on a chalkboard - she looks like Alice In Wonderland with a short dress - gawd awful, plodding sound in her voice - the kind that makes you think you are hearing demons. Thank goodness she's gone. I nearly called an Exorcist.
Back to the results....
Deandre is in the bottom three. Can I bury him? He's the first of the three most horrid singers. Can I buy two slots and just save us from further misery in the next two weeks?
Joshua is safe. Blah.
Jessica is safe. Blah. Horrid night for her.
Hailey Reinhart returns right after this commercial break. Oh joy.
Egads. She is in a friggin cage - and that voice - like listening to a french poodle having its toe nails ripped out.
More results
Colton is safe. Okay. No problem.
Erica is in the bottom three. Say what? She was one of the best.
Phillip is safe!
Heejun is in the bottom threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Bottom three - Heejun, Erica, and Deandre - two male turds and a female surprise....
Drumroll please!
Deandre is safe. The shit lingers for another week. Its that dirty nasty bird's nest of his hair!
Heejun is safe? You've got to be kidding! What a POS!
Erica is going home unless she is saved. Now she sings for her career. Please save her. The judges won't save her. This is rigged!
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