Theme of tonight's show - Songs of Billy Joel
Mentors: Jimmy. Typical asshole two-faced POS with Diddy - he's not a singer - he's a woman hater performer - rap is not music.
Deandre - absolutely dreadful - one of the worst performances ever on American Idol - not in tune - horrible voice - dirty mop hair - he is really a chick. Embarrassing lead off performance. -10 out of 10 possible points. Could go home if not enough girls who want to do him vote for him. Judges fell all over him - the fix is in on him - they weren't listening.
Erika - broadway quality- not horrible - just boring - not American Idol material. I was expecting my ears to continue to bleed after Deandre, but at least this had some continuity and some modicum of talent. Her appearance was like Bull dyke meets extreme makeover. 6 out of 10 points for her. Judges were all soft on her and offered not much in the way of constructive feedback. The judges need to start getting tough with these contestants. They aren't 10 years old.
Joshua - this guy is barely good enough to sing at Oktoberfest at Busch Gardens - irritating singing style - sounds like a very bad gospel singer - you'd find better singers at a church choir. No doubt the judges will go out to praise him - he is just not good. Shrieks. Sounds like what Aunt Jemima would sound like if she could sing from her syrup bottle. Rating 3 out of 10. Ja Hoe was falling all over herself - then she tried to go negative - it was not believable. Ja Hoe was also wearing more diamonds than an Africa diamond mine holds. Steven Tyler said he didn't even know the song. Perhaps it was because the song was hacked up by the performer. Dawg made no sense.
Skylar - I have to preface this - I loathe this slut - tiny voice - smurf face - horrible performance style. Actual performance critique: Horrific nasal performance - egads - off-tune - wretched! She is dressed even worse - looks like her hips are six miles wide - talk about the pear hips - damn is she awful - even worse than usual. Screaming and forcing it. HORRIBLE. ZERO POINTS. Even the judges noticed it was pitchy - they were stumbling trying to find nice things to say. It was that bad.
Elise - another tortured performer - didn't suck like usual - merely average - but after the trainwrecks tonight, she looked good. 5 out of 10 points. Boring. I'd not buy this on iTunes. Looked like she was dressed in a circus tent. Judges couldn't gush enough. Finding good performances on American Idol is almost as rare as an Obama speech without a teleprompter.
Phillip Phillips - not one of my favorite performances from him - sounded like he was passing a kidney stone on stage. 5 out of 10 points. Not a great evening of performances. Judges - loved him. Oh well.
Holly - better than average - looked like a tramp on stage - she looked so young in the pre-show part but looked 40 after the horrific makeup - bell bottom pants - good grief - 6 out of 10 points on singing. Judges were rough on her - this pisses me off because there weer WORSE performers tonight that were slobbered over (directed at Deandre and Joshua).
Heejun - doesn't deserve to be on American Idol. Awful singer - imposter. Should go home immediately. Good grief - his performance tonight was absolutely awful - Deandre and Heejun could team up and have Sucky and Suckier. Judges - Not thrilled with him - Heejun can't take criticism. Snotty piece of shit - deserves to go home. - 100 points out of 10 points.
Jessica - boring - shrieky - another horrid performance - several weeks removed from a great ripoff performance of a Whitney Houston song to this fatal song performance. Four out of 10 points - judges loved her. Song was just as dead as Whitney.
Colton - jerk with the hair done by Maude (70's show) - absolutely can't stand this guy - I'm sorry if he's gay - he is like a woman trying to be a man - egads his voice - sounds like a cross between the Cat in the Hat and the Grinch who stole Christmas when he sings - nasal all over - absolutely horrid - would be great as a High School performance but not for paying customers. 1 out of 10 points. Judges - gushed all over this shit.
If this is the best American Idol can come up with, cancel the show. These performances were marginal AT BEST - there are about seven performers here that have no place on National TV.
Prediction - Heejun, Deandre, and Skylar bottom three. There is no winner tonight. They were all awful for the most part.
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