American Idol - Chopping Block 7 to 6

Its the results show.    Opens with a putrid Pink song - designed to make the guys sound horrific (it succeeded) and to make that cheap Whitney Houston Hoe Wanna Be, Jessica Sanchez, look good (it failed).   It is obvious that the show wants the Smirky Smurf and Jessica in the finals.  Men need not apply. Jessica and Hollie - the performers are being divided into groups instead of being told if they are staying and going.   Needless to say, the two are put in different groups.    I predicted Hollie would be in the bottom three. James Turd-bin from the previous season is performing.   This is the guy who has the facial expressions that make it seem he can't shit.    Good grief.   This is horrible.   He looks like he fell into Clorox and is bleach blonde.   Shreiky rock.   Sucks a thousand lives. Elise and Phillip.   Phillip joins Hollie.    Elise joins Jessica.    Hmmm - predicted Elise would be in bottom three. Now Jennifer Hudson.   Looks and sings like a cow.    She is joined by someone else - some black guy name sounds like KNEE-HOLE - he can't sing either.   Trash music.  Sounds like urban but isn't that good.Colton and Joshua.  Joshua goes to Jessica and Elise.    Colton joins Hollie and Phillip   I predicted Joshua would be in the bottom three. Skylar - the Smirky Smurf is alone.   Smurf shit is safe.   Duh. Bottom three - Jessica, Joshua, and Elise.   I'm happy. Dawg is pissed - doesn't like the results.  Fock you.  Joshua is safe.   Barf.   Jessica got voted off!!!!!!!!!!  Elise is safe!   The judges are going nuts - imitation Coke Head trash hag.   Judges save the skank.