American Idol - Second Song Review

It's Wednesday and now it is time to listen to American Idol as it goes into its two performance week.   And since the Crack Hoe Wanna Be Jessica was saved last week, the cut down will be two casualties this week. Theme:  Chart hit from 2000 to current and then a soul song. Dick Clark will be remembered tonight.   No truth tot he rumor that he'll make an appearance from his casket. SOUL PERFORMANCE REMARKS Holly is first up again ...  dressed up this time like a pink tampon - er - shrink wrapped pink dress.   We've heard her voice before.    Double decker dog stool.    Judges eating this shit. Colton up next.   What a trainwreck.  Off tune.   Flat.   Sharp.  Knife attack.  Psycho.    Judges finally pushed back - they saw shit and pointed it out!    Elise now ready to perform -  "Let's Get it on!" - egads - this was like watching Ronald McDonald peddling pizzas it is so funny, sad, and bad.   Shrieks and other assorted torture notes were heard at American Idol during this performance.    JayHo offered criticism - now you know this was horrible!   Judges were piling on.    Definitely Elise is in the bottom three. Phillip is up now - finally!   He nailed this song!   Got rid of the guitar and actually walking around the stage.   Best performance of the night hands down!   Judges liked this a lot! Jessica - egads - my ears are bleeding - what a contrast - Phillip is a true performer and Jessica is just a cover artist - morphing into which ever artist she is imitating.    Really a bad performance.   She comes across as a snotty little cunt - and sings like a whore.    Judges loved it - will America seek vengeance after its vote was IGNORED last week?   I hope so.  This hoe needs to go! Skylar - "Heard it on the grape vine" - delivered with a twang of all twangs - her outfit is just as revolting as her performance- Wonder woman top complete with nickel-plated boob supports, square dancing slut hot pink skirt and cowgirl boots!    I so hope this dragon bitch is voted off - she gives country music a bad name.   Shitty smurf - judges eating it up - have seconds - come here pooch! Joshua - another miserable and unremarkable performance.   Say hello to the bottom three.   Trying to sound like some 1960's singer is not going to work when you have the charisma of a dirty diaper.   Judges ate it up.   Bottom three performer. My prediction ... Elise, Joshua, and Jessica will be in the bottom three.   I am not sure if one or two will go home, but I suspect it is two per the standard set in the past when a performer is saved the prior week.