American Idol Top Six. Best it isn't.

Been a rough day here - started early and I took a nap.   Usually I wake up in an hour.   I slept three and missed about half of the first of the two songs this time.    So I'm not even going to rate the first songs.   Second song theme:   Singer picks whatever they want. Overall these performances will all cause your ears to bleed.   Tonight American Idol goes on a railroad trek across the country and derails.   Once it gets back on track, it has trainwreck after trainwreck.   Skylar - I love Country Music.   Her version of Country is pathetic.   She's pure amateur - snotty piece of crap - she is THE WORST country singer wannabee to ever be on American Idol.   She tries this nasally approach and tries to pass it off as Country.  It's fake.  It's a fraud.   She's a mean, bitchy, skank - and she's chubby.   Or is that "thick-boned"?    Whatever she is she is also wretchedly disgusting to watch.   She dressed like a cheap tramp from some trailer park filled with decomposing trailers from the 1960's.    She tries to impersonate all female singers at once but comes across as a fraud.    And the sad thing is she can't sing - she really can't.    She is a one-trick pony who has managed to fool many people, but not me.   I see through her fake self.    And that takes something of an effort on my behalf seeing through ALL OF HER.    Let me just say right now that if there was ever a woman to call a "cunt" - she's it. Joshua - let's cut to the chase - he is the worst characteristics you could find in someone who acts gay - flamboyant, screaming, queenish, outrageous, whining - his qualities are grating when they are part of a singing act.    He makes Elton John look like John Wayne in comparison.   He is Rupaul without the costume but with every ounce of woman.    I hate his voice.   There is nothing to like about him.   His performance tonight was toned down to nothing which proves that unless he is a gimmick, he's nothing.   Just like the cunt above having nothing but a caricature of the genre of their favorite, he is a vocal whore.   He is not genuine.   He is also a fake.   His performance tonight was just wretched and once again the judges were licking up this shit cream like a kitten at a saucer. Elise - Jersey Shore whining - looks like an Atlantic City hooker - too cheap to attract even Secret Service Agents - sounds awful - she can't sing anything.   At least the above two can try to impersonate their genre, but this tramp can't sing - period.   She looks like a trashy slut - tonight she had a blue something with some orange scarf that I kept wishing she'd trip over.   High heels and the complete slut look.   Oh, wait.   She was trying to sing.   Didn't even notice.  Yawn.   And the judges were a complete sell out - all of them except Randy dished out more falsehood (there is a trend here for American Idol 2012).   At least Randy called it out - "you attacked that song .... you boxed with the song".   My ears heard the assault and battery with a deadly voice. Phillip - saw his first song - and will just say - "Snorefest".   egads - what a dreadful performance - it is like you played a record too slow on the turntable.   One of the worst performances I've ever heard on American Idol - he just gave an opening to the above three who had spectacularly bad second rounds - this one should send him home.   This song is the Colton moment for him.   Buh bye.    He actually sings better when his kidney stones hurt him. Hollie - cheap tramp - she manages to transform from a normal teenager to dressed up like a hooker with bad taste once on stage - wearing a black something with gold metal something - short and slutty.    Her singing wasn't as bad as most of the ones above which shows you the earth is about to end.   She almost sounds like a threat to move into the top five.   Almost.   She has a voice made for radio - that way you can't see how she dresses.    The dress was up to her coinslot.   We didn't see it.   Thank Gawd.   Judges all liked her without going overboard like they did to salvage the country whore, the male Rupaul, Jersey tramp, and Kidney Stoned. I guess Jessica Sanchez was actually the first performer this round.    Sounded like Whitney Houston.   Does that mean she'll one day end up face down in a bathtub too?