American Idol - Chop to Six

It's Wednesday and now it is time to listen to American Idol as it goes into its two performance week.   And since the Crack Hoe Wanna Be Jessica was saved last week, the cut down will be two casualties this week. Theme:  Chart hit from 2000 to current and then a soul song. Dick Clark will be remembered tonight.   No truth tot he rumor that he'll make an appearance from his casket. RESULTS Joshua and Howlie, er, Hollie - Joshua is safe.   He wasn't the worst.    Hollie is in the bottom three.   Shrew, take your seat! Skylar and Elise - Smurky Smurf and Jersey Shore are up now.   Elise is in the bottom three.   Smurky Smurf is safe.   Take your thick ankled, twang ass cowboy hoe self back to the couch. Phillip, Colton, and Jessica - Jessica is safe?   Coke Hoe Wannabee goes through.    Colton in bottom three.   Phillip is safe. Bottom three - two skanks and bad hair - Elise and Hollie and Colton.   Elise is safe?   She sits her skank ass Jersey Shore self on the couch.   Down to Hollie and Colton.   Please send that bimbette home and save the peen!   The person going home is ... Colton!  OMG - the skank is safe!