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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Ellen Show. More Pain and No Gain

I just watched Nathan Lane on "The Ellen Show" and found him to be entertaining.    Ellen, however, will remain the least funny person in America.   She's somewhere between a Cactus and a dead Poodle in looks and personality.   I swear, even when she has someone as funny as Nathan Lane on her show, she remains dead.   I know she tries to play off that horrific plywood face of hers, but her antics are tired and illicit bowel movements, not laughs.  Dressing like a lipstick male lesbian is not at all exciting.   I guess being lesbian gives her an added platform, but she needs to take straight male carpentry lessons.

Anyway, Ellen continues to suck or is that blow or is that heeve?!

1 comment:

  1. Your immunity to the great charms of Ellen make me sad, Miss UV, as I am sad for people who cannot enjoy shellfish, or films by the Coen brothers, or strong cheeses with a glass of red wine. Ms Degenerous hails from New Orleans, and her humor is as delicious as steamed crawdad tails with garlic butter. That twinkle in her beautiful blue eyes as she hilariously comments on life have endeared her to all but a few cynics or the religious right (looks at Million Moms for JC Penny boycott). Hugely successful stand up comic, sit-com star, award winning talk show host, beloved Awards show emcee, and spokesperson for gay equality - yes, a storied career, but mainly, let's face it, flat out hilarious! But Miss UV, you have an unfortunate affliction that I fear is incurable, and are denied the belly laughs and smiles that I so enjoy. For you, there is Adam12, Randolph Mantooth, and other archeological "entertainment" digs to be explored on TVLand, and that is why they are there! So you enjoy them! Thanks for the post, dear!

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