| Dateline:
Chicago McDonald's Corporation is now launching
its newest product with much fanfare and with much excitement
from a militant women's rights
group. The new Fish McBites are similar
to last year's Chicken McBites which had pieces of real chicken
coated in breading and deep fried and sold at a premium
price. These new Fish McBites are said to
contain authentic pieces of fish and lesbians seemingly cannot
get enough of them.
"We had a
stampede at the door the moment we started serving lunch,"
noted a San Francisco area McDonald's Manager. "As
soon as we switched from breakfast to lunch, hundreds of
overweight and male looking females just entered our
doors. This really surprised us because usually
these women are protesting us because we serve meat and they
just don't go there."
This report by a
San Francisco area McDonald's is apparently not a limited
reaction as messages left on a lesbian message board "Fish
it or Fock it" have women loving women going swimmingly for
these bites of fish pieces. Countless
statements were posted proclaiming their love for these tiny,
yet pricey pieces of prime, real fish on this lesbian message
board and after several hours of research, this message board
was not the only place where lesbians were extolling the virtues
of fish in a chinese takeaway container. |
Having
been intrigued by the San Francisco report that women were going
bonkers for these, this reporter set out to read the message
board and found statements like:
"I haven't
had fish like this since I ate Candy on the dance floor a couple
years ago at The Trawler"
"My other
half wishes she was this sweet and succulent. How is
it that Betty White can be this moist and not my Megan?"
"I was
expecting this fish to be greasy and to have a distinct hint of
petroleum like my Ramona, but I just couldn't stop eating
these. Every mouthful reminded me of my first love
in high school where I had my first fish bite after
school."
"A school of
us gurls went down to the local Mickey D's and ordered a small
portion and split it. We weren't expecting this to
be this good and pretty soon we were ordering bigger
portions. I watched a couple of friends slip these
under the table and bringing them back up to their mouths
remarking on how tangy they became."
These Fish
McBites are a limited time only delight and it is certain
discontinuation will result in some very unhappy Lesbians.
Stay tuned for riot details! |
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