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Of course, there is a little more to it than that.
In January, Maher was a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." During the show, the topic of conversation got around to Trump's ceaseless insistence that President Obama had not produced a valid birth certificate. Maher joked that he would donate $5 million to charity if Trump could produce a birth certificate of his own, this one proving himself not to be the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."
Source:
"Zap2it Blog"
Knowing that
Maher is a God-less SOB whose existence on earth defies logic,
it is not difficult to understand why Donald Trump, a man whose
level of sensitivity approaches a two foot thick concrete
condom, would not take kindly to any notion that his mother
could have found monkey love in her youth... and by implication,
that Trump, whose hair kinda does resemble said primate, was the
offspring of a jungle love gone so very wrong.
One could see
this whole mess unfold as Trump questioned whether President
Obama was born on this planet and offered forth millions of
dollars to anyone who could prove that Michelle hadn't starred
in the movie "Mars Attacks". And with the
gauntlet thrown down like only a very high roller can do, it was
only a matter of time before Maher had to piss back with his own
counter offer in the form a very personal insult that sounded
like John McCain and his recent chimp smack down with the
Iranian President YabaDabaDo.
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Donald Trump, who has had
some success in business with fancy buildings and television shows featuring
celebrities being dumb enough to be his Apprentice, once contemplated his navel
and at the same time running for President. He is an outspoken
critic (like half of America minus 1% point) of the President and has made
serious opposition into a laughing stock like no one has... well maybe if you
add Ron Paul and his followers.
Maher found fame and glory on
ABC with a show that was called "Politically Incorrect" but had the
comic edge of a butter knife and apparently featured guests with no balls and
ratings that had no viewers. Of course Maher decided that since
his show was of such importance that it had to be seen by HBO's two verifiable
and certifiable viewers, the twin parrots Snuff Snuff and H R Puff-n-Stuff, he
could then come out of his coffin and admit he knew no God and "deal with
it you Christian a-holes."
And so the battle is enjoined -
dueling men of limited significance take to the Court Rooms of Idiocy in hopes
that Judge Judy presides and gives them a tongue lashing they both
deserve.
Will Donald prove he is the
product of a milkman delivering more milk than his momma could handle or will
Maher prove to be right once in his life with the assertion that no one has
hair like Donald without having Chim Chim in his blood?
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