| Well,
the makings of a Country song likely will be left for someone
other than Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift,
another blonde bimbette with superior complex, only writes about
her poor choice in men and finding out they were born with small
genitals.
Mindy McCready,
37, assumed porch temperature at her Arkansas home after
administering metallic depression medication. It has
been reported that Mindy had picked virtually the same spot that
her sperm donor had chosen when he decided life having
reproduced with Mindy was too much to bear.
Mindy is no
stranger to a difficult life - rumors surround her at age 16
being with an older man and running afoul with the law with drug
usage and other actions of a miscreant. She
recently went into drug rehab but ultimately checked herself
out. Mixed in the middle of all this hysteria that
would have turned a sane person into a nutjob was her losing
custody of her children in a court fight.
During the rise
of Country Music in the 1960's and well into the 1980's, the
theme of drinking your life away was always a good and proper
way to turn a 45 into millions of dollars.
Oddly enough, putting a bullet to your head or swallowing the
entire pill bottle hasn't quite lit the fire of Nashville song
writers. It may be that drinking yourself into
a stupor and falling face first into a creek has more appeal
than listening to chords about exploding skulls, loss of brain
matter and blood, and a closed casket ceremony.
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Taylor
Swift has a habit of writing about revenge and meanness and one
would think that she'd be a favorite of this author but I just
wish that witch would meet a bucket of hot water and melt her
ass into the floor.
BREAKING
NEWS - There is word that
Billy Ray Cyrus will attempt another comeback with a song about
"My Aikey Messy Head" and turn it into a real porch
burner. There is no word on the release date
but Billy Ray may be anticipating his slut daughter posing for
Playboy in the future.
BREAKING
NEWS PART TWO- This
reporter also has wondered if this gun death will influence
policy makers into wanting to ban nutcase women from killing
themselves with a hand gun. I suspect that the
reality of these women has reached even those Constitutional
back-stabbing assholes in Congress and realize that a woman has
every right to do to her own body that which she wants and if
you ban guns, women will just go back to the kitchen and pull
out a beautiful steak knife and carve their wrists like a fine
roast.
This reporter
sought out an NRA representative for comment on this article and
was rebuffed until the following statement was
issued: "We regret the death of any young woman
and certainly wished that Mindy had chosen a rope instead of a
gun but there is no controlling a woman who scorns
herself." |
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