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Monday, February 18, 2013

Well, the makings of a Country song likely will be left for someone other than Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift, another blonde bimbette with superior complex, only writes about her poor choice in men and finding out they were born with small genitals.

Mindy McCready, 37, assumed porch temperature at her Arkansas home after administering metallic depression medication.   It has been reported that Mindy had picked virtually the same spot that her sperm donor had chosen when he decided life having reproduced with Mindy was too much to bear.

Mindy is no stranger to a difficult life - rumors surround her at age 16 being with an older man and running afoul with the law with drug usage and other actions of a miscreant.    She recently went into drug rehab but ultimately checked herself out.   Mixed in the middle of all this hysteria that would have turned a sane person into a nutjob was her losing custody of her children in a court fight.

During the rise of Country Music in the 1960's and well into the 1980's, the theme of drinking your life away was always a good and proper way to turn a 45 into millions of dollars.    Oddly enough, putting a bullet to your head or swallowing the entire pill bottle hasn't quite lit the fire of Nashville song writers.    It may be that drinking yourself into a stupor and falling face first into a creek has more appeal than listening to chords about exploding skulls, loss of brain matter and blood, and a closed casket ceremony.

Taylor Swift has a habit of writing about revenge and meanness and one would think that she'd be a favorite of this author but I just wish that witch would meet a bucket of hot water and melt her ass into the floor.

BREAKING NEWS - There is word that Billy Ray Cyrus will attempt another comeback with a song about "My Aikey Messy Head" and turn it into a real porch burner.    There is no word on the release date but Billy Ray may be anticipating his slut daughter posing for Playboy in the future.

BREAKING NEWS PART TWO- This reporter also has wondered if this gun death will influence policy makers into wanting to ban nutcase women from killing themselves with a hand gun.    I suspect that the reality of these women has reached even those Constitutional back-stabbing assholes in Congress and realize that a woman has every right to do to her own body that which she wants and if you ban guns, women will just go back to the kitchen and pull out a beautiful steak knife and carve their wrists like a fine roast.

 

This reporter sought out an NRA representative for comment on this article and was rebuffed until the following statement was issued:   "We regret the death of any young woman and certainly wished that Mindy had chosen a rope instead of a gun but there is no controlling a woman who scorns herself."

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