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The
Rest of the Story Behind The Visit
While just about
every knows that former NBA cross-dresser and otherwise mental
midget known as "Dennis Rodman" went to North Korea with
the Harlem Globe Trotters and was seen making out with Kim Jong Un
(North Korean for "Little Punk With Big
Endowment"). Evidently Kim Jong Un has
always wanted to try a big Aftrican-American dong and has lusted
for something over five inches which is almost impossible to find
in North Korea. Well, when Dennis Rodman was coming to
his country, Kim put on his best communist leader suit and slicked
back his hair seductively and pronounced to great the NBA hasbeen
upon his arrival.
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In an
unreported story that has human-rights overtones, it has become
policy in North Korea to summarily execute anyone who doesn't
orgasm at the sight of the 4 foot 2 inch leader.
According to sources close to the Korean dictator, nearly 2,400
North Koreas have taken a bullet for the leader after they had
erectile dysfunction and were frigid upon seeing the leader in
public.
During
the visit by Rodman, two individuals were taken outside the
basketball court and shot in the head after failing to gush over
their leader. Pictured immediately behind the warlord
in the picture above is a man in a blue shirt and some chick who
couldn't muster the energy to show the love. Kim asked
the woman to get a second shot for not cooking him something to
eat as well.
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