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Dateline:   Knuckledraggin, West Virginia The sound of the word being called out and the contestant asking for the definition and the intensity of the moment as the child seeks to spell the word correctly in the given time frame. Talk about sudden death!    Even athletes don't have it this tough. According to reports coming from West Virginia, there may be movement to file suit against the Organization that operates the "Spelling Bee" on the grounds that stupid children are adversely affected requiring correct spelling. The attorney General of West Virginia, Emmitt Snuffdaddy Wadsworth, has noted in a speech before the West Virginia Board of Education that he seeks to enjoin the Spelling Bee from persecuting West Virginia's dim lightbulbs. "Our children are made to feel stupid when required to spell the words 100% correctly," noted Wadsworth.   "We gots children who can't grasp the i before e rule and that sound that is made with ph.    And they get all confused on when y is a consonant and when it is a vowel.   And it happens that the children winning these contests are the 1% children who unfairly use superior intelligence to make stupid children look.... stupid." In a recent preliminary round at a local Middle School, First Cousin Love Junior High, there were children who burst out in tears because they got two out of the three letters of a word incorrect while smart children breezed through the words and seemingly flaunted their intelligence further making the dimbulb children seem even dimmer. "Why I was watching little Emma Sue Mary Beth Curdleton struggle with the word "and" and she got the d correct but couldn't figure out the first part of the word.    She found out that she couldn't advance 'cause she ain't got the whole word correct and she burst out in tears.    Then there was that child Wang Chong Buttersworth who took no time to fire off the correct three letters and he smiled after spelling the word!   How dare he experience joy while Emma Sue was in such tears!   That 1% smart child was rubbing it in - you could sense how he loved himself and the fact that Emma was on the ground without other cousins on top of her was just devistating," noted Wanda Dykes-Massengill-Lipstick, head of the West Virginia branch of the National Education Association. There are reports that the State might also add athletes to the adversely affected group since they have a difficult time with words like reproduction and masturbation even though they actually do both.