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New Feature! The week in the NFL as only UV can see & report it! New York Maras Against the Chicago Da Bears This game features the scum of the NFL, the New York Maras who have been caught cheating trying to steal their division by seeking to punish the Dallas Cowpies and the Washington Redskins by contriving that there was an agreement to cap an uncapped salary year.   Well, so far the New York Maras, the name of the scum family that owns this worthless team, have no wins.    That is six losses to no wins.   The team is coached by a corpse.    Da Bears are looking almost good but this is the problem with them.   The team really has not much substance.   Game was played last Thursday night and the Maras were handed their sixth loss. PLAYED THURSDAY NIGHT Green Bay Cheese Packers and Baltimore Black Shit Birds Green Bay has the dirtiest player in the NFL on their team, Dirt Mathews, and Baltimore is a team that has no talent.   This game should end in a 0-0 tie.    However, because the NFL so desperately wants the Black Shit Birds to win, I'm sure they'll invent just enough penalties to make this happen.    Prediction - Cheese Packers Get Stuffed 9-7   Actual Result - Cheese Packers 19, Black Shit Birds 17 Cincy Bungles Against the Buffalo Dead Bills What an awful game.   There are no winners here just who is the biggest loser.    Cincy has a red headed QB which should mean he has a big peen so I'll go with him and investigate.    Cincy Bungles 24, Buffalo Dead Bills 9   Actual Result - Bungles 27, Dead Bills 24 in OT Detroit Imported Lions and Cleveland Sewer Browns Another worthless game - Detroit has their collective team head up their arse and that fat Suh character collects fines like they are stamps.    Cleveland Sewer Browns are a wretched team.   This will be a pick based on which team is less awful.   Detroit Imported Lions 30, Cleveland Sewer Browns 10   Actual Result - Imported Lions 31, Sewer Browns 17 Saint Louis Lambs and Houston Texans Another game of crap playing crap - a constant theme in the NFL during 2013.    Lambs will be led to slaughter against a team from Texas.    It is a shame the Texans don't wear tight jeans to show off their man asses and front jewels.    Since everything is bigger in Texas, I'll pick them to win 24-7 over the lambs.   Actual Result - Lambs 38, Texans 13 Oakland Used Panty Raiders against the Kansas City BBQ Chiefs Oakland really sucks ass and they have awful looking uniforms.   Kansas City has managed to find a head coach that was once Porky Pig and has been turned into a huge focking tomato.   But his team now wins after they went 2-14 last season before him.   Kansas City will BBQ the Panty Raiders and win 28-21.   Actual Result - BBQ Chiefs 24, Panty Raiders 7 Carolina Putty Tats and the Minnesota Angry Lesbians Another crap game that should have the teams paying fans to watch.    When it comes to pussy, Angry Lesbians have it all and this game will be won by the stank hoes from Minnesota - 21-17.   Actual Result - Putty Tats 35, Angry Lesbians 10 Pittsburgh Rusty Tampax and the New York Grounded Jets There is nothing better in life than to have the Pittsburgh Rusty Tampax winless and I don't see that changing today.   Pittsburgh Rusty Tampax QB Big Ben "Except where it counts" Rothsleburgermeistermeisterburger will continue to play with his big head up his big ass and will continue to struggle since getting married to a woman who makes him wear hand cuffs when entering the door so she doesn't become one of his domestic violence statistics.    The "Hair" ball - that worthless number 43 who has his hair down to his ass and is never in position to make a play and is often last to arrive at that play will continue to be swooned over by the announcers.    The New York team is awful, but they are superior to the Rusty Tampax in every way and the New York Team will prevail 24-17.   Actual Result - Rusty Tampax 19, Grounded Jets 6 Philthydelphia Ex-Dog Killers and Tampax Bay Since the dog killer is not playing at QB for Philthy, they will win over the worst team in the NFL, 28-10   Actual Result - Ex-Dog Killers 31, Tampax Bay 20 Jacksonville Jackoffs and Denver Broncos Jacksonville fans will take me to task for calling Tampax Bay the worst team and I can understand their angst - Jacksonville sucks, but their head coach isn't a used tampax like Tampa's coach is.    Jacksonville has no chance in this game - much like a circle jerk with 53, 12 year olds trying to out cum Peter North by himself.   This game is bad on paper and will be even worse in reality, but Denver is not coached by the asshole from New England and as a result the score won't go past 60-3.   Denver all the way.   Actual Result - Broncos 35, Jackoffs 19 Tennessee Titans and Seattle Seahags Seattle's team is one drug test away from losing half its team and is the most overrated team in NFL history.   The Titans have an owner that looks like a creepy pedophile who has snagged a child in 9 consecutive decades.    But, when it comes to brass tacks, reality bites and the Titans will upset the favor Seahags by a last minute field goal - 24-21.   Actual Result - Seahags 20, Titans 13 New Orleans Taints and New England Cheaters. Cheaters cheat and New Orleans will win and Tomasina Brady will again have another week of impotence.   New Orleans 42, Cheaters 21   Actual Result - Cheaters 30, Taints 27 Arizona Cardinals and San Francisco Tattoos I'm not into this game - they have cardinals in Arizona?    This is a game the San Fran Tattoos should win but could end up losing, but I'll pick them anyway - 28-21   Actual Result - Tattoos 32, Cardinals 20 Washington Deadskins and the Dallas Cowpies I hate Robert Griffin the turd and the Dallas Cowpies.    I hope he is traded to the Cowpies.    But since I hate the entire Cowpie organization and since the name Redskins is hated by leftist pigs, I will pick the Redskins to upset the cowpies 16-14   Actual Result - Cowpies 31, Deadskins 16 Indianapolis Colts and San Diego Missing Norvs I wish I knew what Andrew Luck had between those legs.   Curiosity is enough to make me pick his team over San Diego which has nothing to offer - Indy 17, Missing Norvs 3 MONDAY NIGHT