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I have to marvel at
the nonsense that constitutes the leftist perspective on
life. It seems that their mindset is to pander to the
lowest common denominator in man and then to construct policies to
devolve man's natural inspiration to succeed.
This is true because those who succeed are necessarily the most
motivated and those who work the hardest. Those who
fail have something that they are not doing well and hence fail.
In the real world,
failure is a pretty damned motivating force - eliminate it and you
have people who grow accustomed to being coddled and who seek new
ways to make themselves victim of those who have more than they
have.
It is true that in
life there are those, born without having chosen their maladies,
suffer from physical, mental, and other disabilities.
These are never the people who scream the loudest for care - these
are the people who cannot be exploited for political
power. These people know not what they suffer and
cannot be compelled to wearing victimhood like it is this year's
hot fashion trend.
In these truly
afflicted folks, there seems to be no argument that their care is
our obligation - as humans - that those who truly cannot take care
of themselves and who have created no situation that placed
themselves in harm's way through foolish conduct, should be our
obligation in life to protect and to support.
However, it has
become a national sport in the last 20 years to grow the
population of infirm to include sluts, unemployed, homeless,
criminals, and all of those people who have made poor choices in
their own lives and should now become the obligation of the rest
of us to care for.
In my heart of
hearts, I feel the pain of someone who is unemployed, but I also
realize that life is not fair - that we are all handed a life that
has a myriad of rewards and pleasures, and that hardships that
befall someone else should never be my OBLIGATION to
correct. Yet, leftists have found that there is a
field that is ripe to harvest to FORCE SOME OF US to care for
others' poor choices because we all know leftists' hearts bleed so
much more than others with more sincerity and caring.
And when it comes to caring, we all know that no one trumps a
leftist when spending other peoples' money to show the compassion!
Since our nation
has now become saddled with the legacy and costs associated with
Obamascare, I think that the ultimate leftist Nirvana should be
thrown at the rest of America, without exemption for kissing ass
the most with the Democrats.
You see, if we can
compel a citizen to purchase healthcare insurance on the rationale
that without insurance they are burdening us all, then perhaps we
should look at all actions by citizens and compel some other
things.
And hence, I
offer this modest proposal.
Let's ban all
sexual practices that spread diseases and causes the rest of
America to have higher healthcare costs. I think that
we should only allow masturbation and then only allow male and
female copulation upon proof that the two married straight people
can support the possible child(ren) - we'll need income
verification and proof of insurance before we'll allow
reproduction. Afterall, unprotected sex has its
consequences and children are one of them. This
compulsion to end all sexual practices that shift costs to others
will carry a fine or a penalty or whatever is construed these days
as a tax.
Let's also compel
every citizen above the age of 18 to have a job.
Since those who have no job necessarily go on welfare, commit
crimes, and shift their upkeep on to the rest of us, then we
should compel every citizen to get a damned job.
It is not society's fault that Obama is incompetent and cannot
establish an economy that will support jobs, but we must compel
getting a job or you'll be fined and taxed.
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Let's compel that men should have
to get pregnant in order for them to truly appreciate women. Since
men are the true cause of all wars and crime, perhaps just compelling them to
bear children is not enough. Perhaps men should be compelled to
have a sex change. Without men to blame for women's issues, then
shouldn't that result in total leftist nirvana where women are thus equal and
there is no longer any sexual discrimination?
Let's also compel all pretty
people to endure uglification. It is simply unfair that some
people are just born pretty and remain so while there are others so ugly that
you have to avert your eyes. If everyone were ugly and made women,
then there would be true social harmony.
And think of the cascade of
issues that would disappear if all men were actually turned into women - we'd
have no rapes, no spousal abuse, we'd have no unequal pay for equal work, we'd
have no political candidates advocating against birth control, and we'd never
hear about women's glass ceilings to promotions. And we'd never
have an abortion debate because all sex that could result in an unfortunate
creation of a collection of cells would no longer exist!
In this perfect world, this
modest proposal of compulsion to create nirvana, we would also have to compel
citizens to think only one way - the leftist way - you see, having an opposing
view is hateful and impedes the "progress" that we know that must
take place. The elimination of opposition would create a system
where all decisions are final, all debate is pointless, and all decisions
would be the correct ones.
Of course we would have an
instant cascade of results of the conversion of all men into women - falling
birth rates - populations declining as there are no longer births - the
environment would no longer be subject to manmade global cooling, heating,
double secret probations, or other things that homo sapiens with peni do to
negatively impact lives. The world would become more
harmonious as wild life and natural consumed our cities and towns as over a
span of 100 years, man would be extinct and woman would be just dead dead
dead. With a return of the world to animals who are violent
and tear each other to shreds, our world would just seem more happy, happy,
joy, joy. We would no longer need FOX news to have a
perspective that is not shared with the other alphabet networks.
Think of the joy where all
racial tensions are solved with the mere elimination of the penis and
testicles! With no replacement of population, we'd have no
more disparity in gender and ethnicity populations. Once
implemented, this mandatory emasculation of the world would resolve all of our
issues in a finality that leftists would so appreciate! There
would be no hate and no hate crimes - we wouldn't have Bibles raised and
Christians to think that they are all superior over mere infidels.
We'd have no beheadings by mooslims with butter knives and finally there would
be peace in the Middle East as Israel would cease to exist as the last Jew
dropped dead and hopefully before the last Palestinian victim did.
I offer this modest proposal to
be a most compelling case to solving our national ills - our global problems
of inequality, plagues, and wars. We will resolve, for all
eternity, the inequality of incomes and property. We'd end hunger
and all disease as our population ends the need to treat these maladies.
In a world where you can compel
someone to buy something under the most specious of reasons, then such a
modest proposal is not only just, it is compelling in its simplicity.
And we might just leave our
world in such a pristine condition that some alien race might take over and
impose their own form of love and conquest - but we most assuredly cannot
blame man for the problems that might exist. A world with
just women solved all our problems.
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