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You don't have to
look far to see a cranky Republican.
Most
whine.
Some cry tears
and throw tantrums.
Some spend 21 hours and dare
to read "Green Eggs and Ham" when Moochie Obama is
trying so hard to get our children to eat tasteless food without
meat.
Today's Republicans have the
audacity to have something to their party that is something other
than "moderates" which are really Democrats who don't
know any better.
The news media tells us that
Republicans are control led by members of the right end of the
political perspective - as if the Democrats aren't controlled by
the ultra left end of the political spectrum as they seek to
punish those who achieve and to reward the lazy and those who
stole their presence in this country.
Democrap after Democrap has
been insulting Republicans for daring to oppose this President and
have even resorted to extensive name calling like "terroist,
anarchist, and just plain mean people."
Speaker of the House John
Boner was recently spotted sobbing in his office after reading
that he had been bullied by Senate Majority Leader, Harry Vampreid,
"I have tried repeatedly to be nice to him and all he does is
to call me names and to speak softly when he does it," noted
John Boner.
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Political analysts have stated that it is
not surprising that the Republicans are being blamed by this shutdown since
they breathe, exist, are mostly white and male, and have not sent King
Constipation many kisses of love since he was elected. And
since every cross-eyed moment directed to the President is televised by the
the three major alphabet networks and CNN, it is not unexpected that the polls
would blame the Republicans while giving the Democrats a pass.
Afterall, if you aren't told that the
Democrats are complicit and have screwed the American people by passing laws
they never read and that most Americans never want, then you would blame
Republicans.
Eric Cantor, official buttmunch of the
Republican party and seemingly two faced, was seen washing his glasses after
spitting up being called a Republican. "I can't help that in
the Commonwealth of Virginia that Republicans are born with balls.
Pretty soon after the election of the most dishonest man ever born, Terry
McFluffy, all Republicans will be castrated and we'll not even have the balls
to oppose King Constipation."
A Democrat analyst has offered that she
is saddened that the public can't see the Republicans as they truly
are. "Those fools are always whining and balling and
sobbing. They clutch the Constitution like it means anything and
they have pictures of George Washington and Ronald Reagan and Lincoln on their
walls. We all know Lincoln was really a Democrat and we'll change
his party affiliation in history books so the Democrats will have freed the
slaves."
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