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It didn't take long for
Senatricks Diane Feinstein (stupid democrat progressive piece of
shit from California) to act.
The body of a female driver
of a car that rammed Capitol Hill police vehicles that were placed
to get her to stop was not below 90 degrees when Senatricks
Feinstein did what she usually does - exploit a situation
for political gain.
Usually Senatricks Feinstein
uses the corpses of child victims of shooters as props to ban
guns. This is what she does. She has no
shame. She just is a hateful old crow that wants to
ban you from guns while her protection has them.
But now the situation has
shifted to the evil fossil-fuel-burning chariot. And a
female driver (!) is at the center of a crisis on Capitol Hill
(that has yet to be blamed on Republicans) where she repeated
evaded Capitol Hill police officers (which NBC had to mention were
not being paid because of the Government Shutdown) and ended up
being chased like an episode of the "Keystone Cops"
around Capitol Hill until she crashed and was shot el deado.
While there has not been any
excuses produced for the female driver's actions (like Republicans
denying her free contraceptives or that she was suffering from the
usual excuse for wacko behavior in women - post partem disorder),
the fact that the wench used a car that was not a hybrid to commit
the crime has Progressives like Senatricks Feinstein all in a
tizzy.
"What we have here is a
situation that was exacerbated by the easy availability of
multi-cylinder engines in fossil-fuel-powered vehicles that belch
out noxious pollution," noted Senatricks Feinstein.
"There is no need for any vehicle to travel 80 miles per hour
as was noted by the Capitol Police as they chased this
driver. Had she been limited to one cylinder,
she wouldn't have been able to escape the police."
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According to an NBC-Head-Up-The-Ass poll
that was conducted this evening of eligible belly button lint pickers, over
98% of the respondents say that Congress should be more concerned about
multi-cylinder engines than being concerned about saving Americans from
Obamascare.
Senatricks Feinstein also noted,
"As can be seen that the vehicle involved in this was not a car built by
GM (Government Motors) and that this proves the efficacy of saving the poorly
managed company from being thrown into bankruptcy (through other than
normal private means). We have a car built by a foreign
company that is escaping paying taxes and is denying job creation in this
company."
Feinstein, 108 years of age, chairs the
Senate Select Committee on Idiocy and Head Up the Ass Perspective, vows to
hold hearings and to bring in CEO's of major automakers to get their testimony
about requiring only 1 cylinder vehicles to be produced.
"Imagine the fuel economy from a 1
cylinder car!" gleefully noted Feinstein as she got ready to get into her
8 cylinder limo that was protected with an all white male body guard armed
with AR-15's with clips that had more than 5 rounds. "If we
had an entire fleet of cars that only had 1 cylinder, we could cut our need
for oil by half and this would help to offset man-made global warming that has
hit our planet like a wrecking ball with a nude female named "Miley"."
In other news, Democrap Senator, Harry
Vampreid, was found inside his coffin clutching a copy of "Idiot's Guide
to the Constitution and Why Republicans Love it
so". Candy Ass Crowley asked Vampreid about
whether he felt safe in his coffin during the events today and he noted that
he "always takes a bite out of crime but after recently chewing on
Republicans' ass has made him very tired"
It should be noted that Vampreid wants
children to have cancer.
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