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The week in the NFL as only UV can see & report it! Seattle Seahag Druggies v. Arizona Misplaced Red Birds Seattle is supposed to win this and may if they found their dealer and are pumped up with Seahag juice.    They'll likely win because the Arizona team is not very good.    I'll go with the juiced team - Seahags 30, Red Birds 17   Actual Result - Seahags 34 - Red Birds 22 Tampax Bay Red Tide v. Atlanta Ghetto Birds Both teams suck and both teams are coached by assholes.   I'll assume the biggest asshole is the biggest loser so I'll go with Atlanta, 28-10 over the Red Tide.   Actual Result - Ghetto Birds 31 - Tampax Bay 23 Saint Louis Lambs v. Carolina Putty Tats Saint Louis and Carolina don't offer much excitement.   But Saint Louis plays more plays with their collective heads out of their asses - Saint Louis 17, Putty Tats 3   Actual Result - Putty Tats 30 - Lambs 15 San Diego Missing Norvs v. Jacksonville Jackoffs Toilet bowl offering for this week - Missing Norvs 17, Jackoffs 9   Actual Result - Missing Norvs 24 - Jackoffs 6 Buffalo Chips v. Miami Look Like Fish I'm not interested - Buffalo puts me to sleep and Miami hasn't got anyone cute on their team.   I'll go with ugly against the boring.   Miami 14, Chips 5   Actual Result - Chips 23, Look Like Fish 21 New England Decimated Cheaters v. New York Crashed and Burns New England has more talent in their used towels than the New York Team has on any given Sunday.   Even though I think Tomasina Brady is a cunt, the New York team is all american stank.   New  England 40-10.   Actual Result - Crashed and Burns 30, Cheaters 27 Dallas Prancing Whore House Visitors v. Philthydelphia Iggles Dallas is a team that is all hot air and could do an entire show tune if need.   Philthy is a dirty team from a dirty city but will ravage the prancers in an upset - Philthy 35, Prancers 10   Actual Result - Prancing Whore House Visitors 17, Iggles 3 Chicago Da Bears v. Washington Bloated Ego Griffins Jake Cutler was once a decent QB.    The Washington asshole will never be better than mediocre.    I suspect da bears are twice the team of the Bloated Ego Griffins and this might not be a pretty game to watch.  Da Bears 30, Griffins 9 (all field goals).   Actual Result - Bloated Ego Griffins 45 - Da Bears 41 San Francisco Runner Ups v. Tennessee Small Big People San Francisco was the runner up to the Baltimore shit birds in the Super Bowl and they have just too much manhood to allow Tennessee to even take the field.    San Francisco 30, Tennessee ZILCH   Actual Result - Runner Ups 31 - Small Big People 17 Cleveland Brown Sewage v. Green Bay Cheese Packing Hoes It's Cleveland.   'Nuff said.   Green Bay 35, Cleveland 10.     This could get ugly fast.   Actual Result - Cheese Packing Hoes 31 - Brown Sewage 13 Houston Shrinking Texans v. Kansas City BBQ Chiefs Once upon a time Houston had a good team.   Now they would be unlikely to beat Washington.   Chiefs' head coach, Big Tomato, has done wonders with this team in between buffet stops.    Kansas City 28, Shrinkers 10   Actual Result - BBQ Chiefs 17 - Shrinking Texans 16 Baltimore Black Shit Birds v. Pittsburgh Rusty Tampax Hate both teams but hate the Rusty Tampax fans more.     When I think the Rusty Tampax will stink up the joint, they end up just bleeding so I'll pick them 17-10 over the shit birds.   Actual Result - Rusty Tampax 19 - Black Shit Birds 16 Denver Peyton's Place v. Indianapolis Luckless Victims The Indy GM has said some unkind things about Peyton (he stopped at saying Peyton also took it up the ass).    Peyton is a gentleman and will only slap the Luckless Victims around and not his former GM.   Having been held for a season low in points, I suspect that Peyton will want to score and score often.   He'll like to rub one off every possession.   Broncos 42, Luckless 21   Actual Result - Luckless 39 - Peyton's Place 33 Cincy Bungles v. Detroit Thugs and Ball Scratchers Cincy has a red head with a big stick to look at and Detroit has a fat QB in tight pants.   Detroit also has a nasty fat thug named Suh.   Since Detroit will cut you, I pick them 28-6 over the big red peen.   Actual Result - Bungles 27 - Thugs and Ball Scratchers 24 Minnesota Ugly Blonde Lesbians v. New York Night Maras What can I say?  Both teams couldn't score if you gave them 100 naked chicks who have gone through 3 hours of foreplay.    This could be a game that only bored cats and dogs will be watching at the end.   Someone has to score and I think Eli Mae Manning will find a semen pond to lick up - Night Maras 9, Ugly Blond Lesbians 3