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Dateline:  Soul-less, North Korea According to reports coming out of North Korea, 80 people were executed on or around November 3 in seven or eight different cities with up to 10,000 spectators compelled to witness the mass executions. North Korean News Service (Lil Kim's Nuz) indicates that a "compulsory real life violence extravaganza against traitors, dirt bags, and otherwise worthless pieces of human debris" was held on November 3rd in several cities and that "our glorious leader personally flew to each site to witness the bloodshed and ate popcorn." Unconfirmed reports also add that these 80 people were executed with firing squads that could have had machine guns and that the families of the executed were billed for thousands of bullets and those who are unable to pay will sometime soon be executed for owing the State money. There is speculation in South Korean news agencies that the executions were a signal sent to the North Korean population that there will be no questioning of their great dictator if he ever utters "you can keep your health care insurance and your doctor" when the affordable care act is implemented in North Korea.   This is puzzling in that in North Korea you have no healthcare nor any doctor unless you are part of the North Korean Democrat Party so how could you keep or lose what you don't have? "We have no idea exactly what crimes rise to being subject to the death penalty in North Korea," noted Amnesty International spokesperson Schmuck N'Fuck.   "We have reports that several of the executed sneezed while watching the North Korean Dictator while he was on television and the perpetrators were seen splattering the television screen with boogers and mucus.    Other executed people had baked cakes and cookies that looked like the North Korean dictator when he wakes up in the morning - the burned mold fur was said to be nearly lifelike.    And still others wore unapproved bright colors on their socks and were made an example that no one in North Korea is to be brighter than the North Korean dictator." Former North Korean citizens who have escaped from the primarily dark grey colored country have indicated that executions are routine in North Korea for offenses like chewing your spoiled rice cake into a shape of a gun or if you refuse to eat your rotten tomatoes, carrots, or other healthy food promoted by one of the dictator's whores, Moochie Lin or Moochelle Fu. Historically many North Korean executions are not officially reported so the extent of those who have died to pleasure their tyrant is not well known.   But it is rumored that the Little Dick does have notches on his bed posts for each life he's removed from the face of the earth and that he has 30 foot tall bed posts in his penthouse bedroom.