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News Network - It is spring time and its time
for the annual extravagant vacation time for
Queen Moochelle Antoinette and of course she has
to bring along the brood and her walking carryon
luggage known as the bitch that got knocked up
and begat her.
Of
course this visit to China won't be called a
vacation - accuracy and honesty in this
White House has never been a standard they
practice, so this "vacation" is called
a "cultural exchange" so that the
taxpayers can be bilked for hundreds of
thousands of dollars that this will cost us.
Queen
Moochelle, being the Goddess of Healthy Eating,
will no doubt lecture the Chinese about their
unhealthy eating and will also likely decline a
nice slab of German Sheppard ribs in Soy Sauce
that will be offered to her.
According
to our sources, we have discovered that she will
bring her own chef and her menu will be as
healthy and without taste as anything she has in
Washington. The only difference is
that she won't be on her knees telling a staff
person which vegetables to pick from her garden.
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We won't hear from
her covering substantial issues like human rights, infanticide,
and how women continue to be second class citizens in
China. Afterall, the war on women means
nothing when it can't be used to exploit for votes in the
American election system.
Moochelle's
Mother, the freeloading luggage seen just behind her in the
picture above has taken up residence in the White House and is
fed on the taxpayer dime for nearly six years. You'd
think she'd look better but the Grinch facial expression seems
to be standard equipment in the Moochelle family genome.
There is no word
if the brood will partake in Chinese boys of their age though I
suspect that Moochelle has informed her brood that Chinese men
don't have the length and girth that makes a woman
happy.
Stay tuned for
any news from this vacation - the press has been barred from
this excursion so we'll be paying local folk to fill us in on
the details of the royal visit.
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