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Arrogance
Removed Last Week
Malaya
was euthanised. Will Jenna take her
Fran Dresher look home this week?
Keith Urban is the prototypical judge - concise and on
the spot accurate. |

Caleb
Johnson |
Revolting
and sloppy - the more you learn, the more you want to
hurl. This guy is more and more disgusting
to look at. Obese and long hair.
He might as well be a lesbian.
He was
off tonight - he really can't sing - the music he
chooses allows him to skate by but tonight he was
exposed as a very limited singer. In a year when
awful is the constant, he is less awful than anyone
else. And that is what it will take to win
this year. Just be less dreadful than
the clowns around you.
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Jessica
Meuse |
Beetjuice
hair is now up - if this is singing, I'm Albert
Einstein. Somewhere this chick has to stop
impersonating other singers and needs to show the real
her. The thought of seeing the real her has me in
nightmares.
The good
thing is that her performance lasts as long as an 18
year old in bed.
The bad
thing is she's not the 18 year old I would want in bed.
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C.J.
Harris |
This
guy is as interesting to watch as a show applying
rhinestones on turtles back. What a
lackluster performance - it was slower than a funeral
procession. Considering that the audience
has an attention span of 2 seconds, this could cost him
a chance to move on.
Oh well.
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Dexter
Roberts |
I
like country music. I'd never buy this guy's stuff
- there are country singers and then there are
pretenders. This clown is a
pretender. I can sing with a twang and sing
about pissing in a muddy creek but that don't make me a
country singer. He'll likely be going
against Chubs McHairy in the finals.
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Alex
Preston |
Alex
could make me go straight - he's nearly a chick - I
don't like his style of singing - wimpy - wussy -
metrosexual drama and look is a complete turnoff - and
when I hear him I want to turn him off. He
was raising his legs like some girl - those jeans - omg
- those are women's pants - tapered and ankle tight -
high water - absolutely ghastly in all
regards. He could be the last man on
earth and I'd become a monk.
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Sam Woolf |
Competitors
better be careful - he's a dark horse for sure, not the
best singer, but there is something happening here that
can't be denied - just as Carrie Underwood gained
momentum the longer she stayed in the competition, this
kid is gaining confidence. His
innocent and shy act might land him in bed and in the
top three. He had his best night tonight - or it
might have been everyone else was that bad? |

Jena
Irene |
Bringing
up the rear is the horse's ass face.
Creep.
It was creepy. It was shrieky. It was
gaggingly off tune. She's unattractive -
looks like a doll with a Cher wig she discarded because
it was moth eaten. It was
awful. The judges loved it but it was not
good.
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Oh, dear lord. Thanks for the laughs. I so look forward to these. Thanks for working in Cher's discarded wig rather than Hillary Clinton's crotch!
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